Pit Just Wants One Day Where He Isnt Getting His Ass Kicked

Pit just wants one day where he isn’t getting his ass kicked

Hitching a ride on a monoeye

Chishiya : *Gently taps table*

Nigari : *Taps back*

Arisu : What are they doing?

Takatora : Morse code.

Chishiya : *Aggressively taps table*

Nigari : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

how bad did your dad hit you for you to make the most worse south park ships in the world honestly you should kys!<3

Buddy you sure got some confidence hiding behind being anonymous but would you have that same confidence if you came out from hiding I doubt it.

Also telling someone to kill themselves over a ship is such a childish thing to do, you think I care about the opinions of a stranger well news flash I don’t. If you are going to insult someone try not to project from your own childhood ok ✨

Fighting evil by moonlight

Winning love by daylight

Never running from a real fight!

He is the one named Sailor Jeff!

I’m being absolutely consumed by @farvaduvet ‘s silly kid icarus au where pit and pittoo are swapped. I’ve also been reading Diakóptis Διακόπτης which is also absolutely fantastic and I can’t wait for the next chapter.

Anyways here’s lil pitty getting “comforted” by hades after consuming his “mom’s” powers into his wings.