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I'd love to know more about "palutena trap (kid icarus meets the parent trap)"
Ok so I just answered an ask about this with a bit about the inspiration and approach I'm taking to this fic so this one I'm going to list some of my favorite plot points in no particular order:
This is a "modern au" so everyone has normal jobs, such as:
Investigative journalist who lives on a houseboat
Mob boss
Lead singer for a punk band which is actually a front for an eco-terrorist group
Karate sensei
Drag racer
Ex-MI6 butler
California surfer bro
Dark Pit, given the option refers to himself exclusively as "The Dark Falcon of Vengeance" or similar because I couldn't stretch my suspension of disbelief enough to call him Dark or to give him a different name entirely (much as I love @stonemaskedtaliesin's Pip, it just doesn't fit in the context I'm going with)
Dark Pit's actual name in this is Pit Pairisetti, and Pit's name is Pit Pasupati. Dark Pit's name is a more alliterative romanization of Bairisetty, a Telugu surname which means something like "falcon," which I thought was appropriate. Pasupati is a Hindi surname which was mostly picked because I liked the way it sounded and wanted both of their surnames to start with the same letter, giving the camp counselors an excuse to call them Dark Pit and Light Pit instead of just using their last initials.
Pit is going to mostly accidentally steal a team of horses from Hades as part of an escape when he's doing something with the Forces of Nature as the analog to the canonical Lightning Chariot. It will be glorious.
There is a Sonic expy who will never appear on-screen who is Phosphora's greatest nemesis (and possibly ending scene implied love interest, depends on if I think of anything funnier)
The background ship is past Palutena/Medusa and I haven't yet decided how much reconciliation they will do. Less than in The Parent Trap, for sure, but maybe more than I originally planned.
Medusa and Dark Pit know all the sorry details about their breakup, but Palutena never explained it to Pit
Despite their incredible athletic skills, both Pits sink like a rock in water.
As you might have gathered from their names, I am making Palutena and Medusa Indian, specifically from Northern India and Southern India, respectively. This is mostly because I can and encouraged by the fact that there's a species of parakeets from India that have naturalized to Greece. I'm pretty sure they're the ones from the tumblr poem about unmannerly peas, which is one of my all time favorites, so even better.
They met in Hyderabad and decided to marry each other instead of waiting around for whatever arranged marriage their families had planned for them. This is also why neither of them can go home because they would literally rather die than hear their aunt sigh and go "this is why blah blah blah."
They won the houseboat from Poseidon in a poker game. Palutena played the cards, Medusa helped her cheat.
The divorce was really ugly. Like, dragged through all the tabloids levels of ugly. Pit doesn't know about it because all of his electronics have parental controls about that specifically. It ruined Medusa's PI firm, which is why she now works for the mob boss.
This is why Pit just knows about the bad things Medusa has done (there was a REASON the divorce was ugly and it was not all Palutena's fault) but Dark Pit knows about things that Palutena said about him, specifically.
The Pits spend some time at camp bonding in the counselors-only Jacuzzi, and possibly over a camp play. Can't decide how much Addams Family Values I want to throw in.
Hades has eaten human hearts before, but prefers Amazon River Dolphin. He says the stench of evil ruins the taste.
Despite all the plot I have planned out (this is going to be so much longer than TFP) I feel like I have so much less of it planned out than TFP (which, to be fair, is a murder mystery). It's always a big shift to jump from one to the other, and it's going to be even more of a shift once I finish TFP and start editing and posting in earnest, but I'm looking forward to trying a different style of editing when I get there!
I'm posting my Kid Icarus OC X canon content on deviantart and I think.. I angered a pit fangirl help me. Girlie you remind me of my youth I was exactly like you 😭‼️
Pit always trying to steal the spotlight smh
She's holding a 3ds but it literally looks like she's going through his search history.
Sauce for Viridi being 8? It’s not that I don’t believe you, but as a Mario fan, I’m always hesitant on believing character ages from disputable sources.
Sakurai himself stated the physical ages of each character in a tweet
Rough google translation:
If we convert the physical ages of the characters in "New Palutena" into human years, we assume Pit to be 13 years old, Palutena to be 22 years old, Nature (Viridi) to be 8 years old, and Ereka (Phosphora) to be around 16 to 17 years old. Indeed.
Pitty Pat! (Btw ya bitch still here)
Valentine’s Day hearts of my mains
I actually drew this on Thursday and finished it on Monday, plus it was a mini Valentine’s Day project for my theater class and my teacher said it’s cute
•Side Note• Valentine’s Day is actually one of my favorite holidays
A Toast To A Friend
I saw the Smash Direct. I saw the memes. Here’s my addition to the pot.
(Simon Belmont, Mega Man, Pit, and Samus Aran have gathered at a table at the “Smash Mansion” lounge. Each has some kind of drink appropriate for their series and character. Ex. Mega Man has an E-Tank, Pit has a heart potion, etc.)
Simon: "Is everyone ready?”
Mega Man: ”I’m ready!”
Pit: ”Wouldn’t miss this for the world.”
Samus: *nods affirmatively*
Simon: ”Then let’s begin.”
(Simon raises a his glass. The others follow suit.)
Simon: ”We drink to a young man who lived every gamer's dream. Who witnessed countless series come together to fight evil, in a time when such a thing was merely a playground fantasy. Who fought alongside the universe’s greatest heroes when they had only just started their adventures. Who, though the world considers him a footnote at best and a joke at worst, remains a valued comrade...and a dear friend.
(Pit looks to the side sadly. Mega Man wipes a tear from his eye.)
Mega Man:”*sniff*”
(Samus solemnly gives a thumbs up. Simon takes a deep breath to regain his composure.)
SImon:”To Kevin Keene, aka “Captain N”, the Game Master! May he always "play with power", wherever he is." Mega Man:" To Kevin!"
Pit:”To Kevin!”
Samus:”To Kevin.” *clink!*
NOTE
I included Samus because the she replaced Mega Man and Simon in the comic adaptation by Valiant due to copyright issues.
Smash Intros: Pit VS Duck Hunt
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Pit:”Aren’t you supposed to hunt the duck?”
Dog:”...”
Pit:”Good grief, I’m talking to a dog.”
Pool - Infinity An illustration of a medium-sized, traditional backyard infinity pool in a custom shape
oomf said i had a fat ass what do you think ? 🤔
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I am continuing FNAF: Into the Pit!
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