In The Forests Of Albania Young Cryptozoologist Quirinus Quirrell Went To Search For New Creature. It

In the forests of Albania young cryptozoologist Quirinus Quirrell went to search for new creature. It rumored to appear at night, looking like a pale bony naked man, or a large hairless dog running on all fours. Even some muggles seemed to have stumbled upon it.

He finds it, ofcourse

Only its Voldemort possesing some poor animal and his magic corrupted its body to the point where its not even clear what it was before.

*cough* Snow Voldemort and the Seven Horcruxes On another note, I would beg for missionary with Voldemort

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and the fucking rake is laying next to you and after you have a heart attack you realize it’s just voldemort

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

Writer things

- were street lamps invented in ww2????

- how much does an arm cost tho

- Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation

- wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that

- It’s still night right?

- It’s been night for like 30 years at this point

- what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies

- I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids

- *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages

- effects of the bubonic plague???

- shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma

- Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this

- how smart are rats

- I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now

- how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life

- Im sure its just like super hard

- No one cares about the weather stop

- i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school

- everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that

- and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.

- chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…

- what is the purpose of a rubber duck

- no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature

- “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”

- okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…

If Byakuran can see the alternate universes that he is aware of all the fics he is in.

I would assume so, and that thought is hilarious. 

I wish that ao3 had an option to filter warnings (and tbh certain authors) out like I will never ever want to read it and just seeing it puts me off so much that often I end up closing my browser because that content upsets me so much lmao