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In the forests of Albania young cryptozoologist Quirinus Quirrell went to search for new creature. It rumored to appear at night, looking like a pale bony naked man, or a large hairless dog running on all fours. Even some muggles seemed to have stumbled upon it.

He finds it, ofcourse

Only its Voldemort possesing some poor animal and his magic corrupted its body to the point where its not even clear what it was before.

*cough* Snow Voldemort and the Seven Horcruxes On another note, I would beg for missionary with Voldemort

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and the fucking rake is laying next to you and after you have a heart attack you realize it’s just voldemort