If I Traveled To Italy And Entered A Genuine Pizzeria, Sat Myself Down, Unzipped My Purse And Pulled

If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia

All parts of my Fizzy memes series, linked.

As the list keeps getting longer, it's become a pain to update the posts with the newest part and I know it will become even more stressful when it gets even longer. As such, this post will be linked to the series instead and this post will be updated with the parts.

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please reblog for a bigger sample size

RESULTS:

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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This will never not be funny to me.