The Truth About Draco Malfoy. You Miss SO MUCH STUFF By Just Watching The Movies And Not Reading The

The truth about Draco Malfoy. You miss SO MUCH STUFF by just watching the movies and not reading the books.

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t now Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other rand start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mind and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

I have a WTFOld Navy moment. THIS IS THE EXACT SAME SWEATER. The plus size one is $32 and the straight size is $17.50?! Is that a joke?! submitted by searchesforsunshine

editor’s note: well, come on, they’re using so much extra fabric in their sweatshops that it CLEARLY costs so much more to make it !

Just, yes. So. Much. Yes.

ONE YEAR - 00Q. Gifsets & fanfiction.

Almost 300 00Q gifsets…

x My favorite things and ideas:

Hooker!Q. Story by Jen. Thank you for this story, my dear! I still love it. Pirates!00Q. Stories by iamnotonofthem. I love pirates au!

Hurtling Toward Heaven by Rehfan. And my gifset.

Bondlock becouse for me - Q and Sherlock are brothers.(THIS need fanfic!)  x

+ so hot!

MSQ -  Q, Merlin and Stiles have a very famous band - MSQ.(Still need fanfic!)

+ Q wants a kitten!

Give him a kitten!!!

NOW. (Lovely story by Jen)

x

Bond is a hunter. Q is his angel. Story by iamnotonofthem.

00Q and Superhusbands.

Vampire & warewolf

Happy B-day for Bond! Gifset. Story by Jen.

Vampire!Bond. My gifsets. Story by iamnotonofthem. I love this!

Warewolf!Bond

Warewolf!00Q. This idea needs more fanfic. One of my favorite by iamnotoneofthem.

00Q AU (World War II). My gifsets. Story by iamnotoneofthem. Beautiful.

Wedding cake! Story by iamnotoneofthem

HP!00Q. Brilliant story by Jen!

Prince!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem. One of my favorite!

“What happened?” - homeless!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem.

Pianist!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem.

Psychiatrist!Bond. PREVIEW by Jen. I need more…

Angel!Q. (Ideas with Q as a angel need a stories.)

Neighbor!Q. Story by Jen

White Lily by iamnotoneofthem. My gifsets.

Homophobic attack. Story by Jen.

Deaf!Q. Story by iamnotoneofthem.

+ THIS is just…so hot. By Jen. My gifset.

Fluffy!00Q Story by Jen. And this.

Homeless!Q. Story by Jen.

Tarzan!00Q. Fanfic.

Psychopath!Bond. I’m in love with psychopath!Bond… This by Jen.

Killer!Bond. Still need a fic.

Criminal!Bond. Amazing story by iamnotoneofthem.

Hannibal!00Q, fanfic by iamnotoneofthem.

Lovely story Italy!00Q.

Cruel Transitions. My gifsets.

Star Trek!00Q.(WHERE is a fanfic ?!)

Merlin!00Q.

Bilionaire!Bond&hooker!Q. Wonderful story by iamnotoneofthem.I still want more!

Treasure hunters.

Mirrored Experience. Everybody should read this! My gifset.

Cat!Q. Story and idea by iamnotoneofthem.

Titanic!00Q. (Come on guys! This idea need a good story!)

Desert!00Q

Pool!00Q. Story by Jen.

God!Bond. Story.

Christmas!00Q. Story by Lex.

Gifsets need a story :

Mafioso!Bond, Saturday Morning, student!Q, jockey!Q, Bondlock story, sailor!Bond, Spartacus!00Q (I love this!), abuse!Q, dolmen!00Q, hunter!Bond, hemophilia!Q,time lord!Bond, king!James, boarding school, fathers, The Phantom of the Opera,Romeo and Juliet, Alaska!00Q, Siberia!00Q, warlock!Q, troy!00Q, singer!Q, chauffer!Bond, model!Q, surfing!00Q, homeless!Bond, war!kings, music!00Q, LOTR!00Q, rock star!Bond, teacher!Bond, thief!Bond, schizophrenia!Q, photographer!Q.

 EDIT : I wrote this post 7 months ago. And I just saw this again … Oh wow … So many good stories.

WHY we still don’t have TITANIC!00Q? That would be amazing!

I sang it. I'm not ashamed.

i’m not even a little bit sorry

Happy New Year...

Hello lovelies!

We, @loveactuallyrps, @nerdyderekhale and @oncetherewasapirate​  presenting you all 26 fic recs for Sterek Royalty AU.

This New Year we wish you to have courage to fight for your dreams. May your New Year be filled with adoration, happiness, warmth, and cheer…Happy New Year!

Alone Together - by @asocialfauxpas [sterek|E|16277|1/1|8 Nov 2015] [price!Derek, Merman!Stiles]

Derek has lost his pack. Stiles has lost his pod. They find each other on the high seas.[Merman!Stiles, prince!Derek, wolf!Derek] Derek has lost his pack. Stiles has lost his pod. They find each other on the high seas.

Untitled by @halekingsourwolf [Sterek|Ficlet|] [feral!Derek, magic!Stiles, and royalty!au (with commoner Stiles)]  

The castle guards come for Stiles while he’s putting on a simple show, transforming weeds to roses for coppers in the plaza. They don’t offer a word of explanation, not even a token complaint about him Practicing without a permit (which he would totally have, thank you very much, if he could just collect enough coppers to apply for one).

You’ll See Me Again by @matildajones [Sterek|T|10123|1/1|9 Sept 2015] [Royalty, Prince Derek, soldier Stiles]

Stiles is standing there in his uniform, hair long and hands behind his back. There’s a blush on his cheeks and he can barely look Derek in the eye. “Hey,” he whispers. He’s wearing the medal Derek had presented to him. Derek stares. He doesn’t think he’s breathing anymore. Stiles is the soldier who saved Derek and brought him back home. He doesn’t seem to care that Derek’s a prince or that he’s a little bit broken. Derek falls, quick and sure, but it’s not easy knowing that Stiles will soon have to return to the war.

Golden Boy by trilliath [Sterek|E|105130|16/17|14 Nov 2015] [Royalty AU,|WarriorPrince!Derek, slave!Stiles] 

Apparently it still amuses his uncle to buy sex slaves for him, no matter how steadfastly he refuses to use them. Derek ducks into his tent with a resigned sigh, prepared to dress and reassign whatever new beauty Peter has bought him. They do make for loyal servants, so he can’t really complain about Peter’s ‘gifts’. But it is annoying to deal with, to have to spend his evening sorting out a slave instead of being able to go right to bed. It’s just something he has to learn to accept as a byproduct of serving alongside his uncle.

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This cracks me up more and more every time I see it. Aren't we all a little bit Karl chasing after seagulls? You go Karl. Chase those seagulls, you beautiful soul.