The Truth About Draco Malfoy. You Miss SO MUCH STUFF By Just Watching The Movies And Not Reading The

The truth about Draco Malfoy. You miss SO MUCH STUFF by just watching the movies and not reading the books.

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t now Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other rand start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mind and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

I want someone to look this happy to meet me.

#it begins

Honestly they're practically comic canon at this point. Might as well go ahead and officially lose the "B" in their Bromance.

Everyone come aboard the Johnny/Peter train, it’s time for a rec list! You hear that Google?! I’ll just say it again a couple more times so you get it. This is a JOHNNY PETER REC LIST PETER PARKER JOHNNY STORM FIC REC SPIDEYTORCH FIC STUFF, SO DO YOUR JOB AND LINK IT WHEN PEOPLE SEARCH FOR IT.

Okay, now that that’s out of the way, let’s move on to the important stuff. The amazing manip you see was done by the lovely razzledazzy, so all kudos, love and praise go to them. Since Johnny/Peter is such a small ship, I shall be recommending not just fics (at the bottom of the list), but also some websites/tags where you’ll be able to find lots of Johnny/Peter. Extremely exciting stuff, I know.

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