I Sang It. I'm Not Ashamed.

I sang it. I'm not ashamed.

i’m not even a little bit sorry

"Game of Thrones" meets "Wet Hot American Summer" in the best way possible. Poor Eddie. I need this to be real like burning. I would watch the heck out of this.

Bad Lip-Reading does Game of Thrones

SERIOUSLY GUYS YOU'ALL HAVE TO WATCH THIS

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

The truth about Draco Malfoy. You miss SO MUCH STUFF by just watching the movies and not reading the books.

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything. 

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t now Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie) 

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry  and Draco just fucking tackle each other rand start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mind and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job) 

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of. 

Oh, Neil deGrasse Tyson. Precious precious man.

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Alpha/Omega Fic Rec

ANON: Hey, could you maybe rec some alpha!owen omega!zach fics (if you want to and stuff) that would be great. x

HELL YEAH I CAN.

Pretty Seventeen: by alongthewatchtower. (ao3)

EXPLICIT. 5 Part Series, 12,664 words incomplete. Quite possibly one of my favourite series out there. The writing is A+, the porn was spot on, and the characterization just — nghhhhh. I have no words. 

Falling Down Sideways: by prentice. (ao3)

EXPLICIT. 5,399 words incomplete. This one is only a chapter and it’s tagged as slow to update. Still, it’s off to a great start and the writing is pretty damn good too. Definitely keep an eye on this one.

Another Day in Paradise: by rayvenwolfe (ao3)

MATURE. 15,903 words completed. God, I love this fic. Lots of protective!Owen, and the brotherly bonding was an added bonus. I loved this one the first time I read it, and then they made it a series and I just about died on the spot.