Dabi: Hey Twice Has This Ever Happened To You? So Youre In A Hurry And Youre Distracted. You Sit Down

Dabi: “Hey Twice has this ever happened to you? So you’re in a hurry and you’re distracted. You sit down without checking the seat and CRUNCH! Just like that, there goes another pair of sunglasses.”

Twice: “Yeah that’s happened to me- but only ‘cause my ass is so fucking fat!”

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Thank you so much for bringing this to life. This is perfect! Play that funky music, magic man!

Okay I have a (probably not great) idea:

The hurdy gurdy is a musical instrument that traveling bards used to take their music on the road

“Hurdy Gurdy Man” is a song that exists

That song got a bit of a creepy reputation after it was used in a movie about the Zodiac Killer (Zodiac by David Fincher if I remember correctly),

This means the song has some villainous vibes by association there

Mr. Compress is pretty much the LOV’s resident bard/entertainer

Mr. Compress also probably has a bunch of weird shit in at least a couple of his marbles

Some of that weird shit may include some musical instruments or something he stole out of a museum…

In conclusion: Please let Mr. Compress play “Hurdy Gurdy Man” on the hurdy gurdy.

Not only do I want Spinner to narrate “My Villain Academia” but he better do the previews for the next episodes too

If Magne got to live and participate in My Villain Academia, I think she’d probably be made to take on some MLA soldier who intentionally kept misgendering her to throw her off her game. With that going on, we’d get to explore more of Magne’s backstory and what kind of trouble she had to deal with, both the external and internal struggles that come with her identity.

And her quirk awakening? That would manifest in her finally breaking a mental barrier that kept her from using her quirk on herself due to the fear of her own quirk not recognizing her gender and… whaddya know? Turns out she registers as a North Pole, as a woman, exactly who she says she is!

Follow up to that moment of trans validation would be that if the MLA asshole was a guy, then Magne would use her quirk to pull him towards her and treat him like a baseball, using the magnet staff to “hit a home run”. If the asshole’s a girl, then the sucker would get propelled away and subsequently launched into a building at turbo speed.

Either way, the enemy ends the fight as splattered goo, and Magne lives to fight another day!

This masterpiece of shit is one year old as of yesterday.

Alright, let’s get this masterpiece of shit started.