So Remember Thefrecklewish Thing?

So remember the frecklewish thing?

Starclan tweeted her into the dark forest for not doing anything when Maple’s kits drowned. K so uh

Didn’t they tell Pinestar to kill his own child? I think about it, sometimes.

Lionblaze and Jayfeather in the new books make me unreasonably annoyed.

Even under the threat of exile, Jayfeather and Lionblaze still bring up the lie as if their mother and aunt are evil manipulators. I like the three (Holly included) I really do but damn they switched HARD on Squirrelflight. If someone doesn't make an Au where our girl calls everyone who wronged her out, I’ll do it myself. And for kicks she gets to be with Mapleshade. Gotta bond over something.

Mapleshade’s story mirrors Bluestar’s…but also technically Graystripe’s. Thunder/River relationships between cats who thought they could have their cakes and eat it too.

Wanna add that’s not an insult to any of the cats I mentioned.

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I only like the idea of Thistleclaw as a punkass of a cat. An utter delinquent who never really grew out of his toxic vibes. May have genuinely loved Snowfur but overall enables and brings out the worst in people. Like, Bojack levels of pathetic where after Snowfur dies he keeps making things worse for everyone under the guise that “he’s the only one suffering.” Granted this isn’t CANON. I loathe that bastich. I just think we may be able to do something with this mangy ball of fur without woobifying him, especially after SH.

Does..does that make sense? Like a jerk who cat help being a jerk. Straight up Bojack Cat.

Evil cats are fun.