No Joke I Had A Dream Where I Was In A Hardware Store And I Ran Into Jk Rowling And Just Spent Half The

no joke I had a dream where I was in a hardware store and I ran into jk Rowling and just spent half the time thanking her for creating Harry Potter and the other half of the time getting pig wild mad at her for all the stuff she’s done

how can i arrange a meet up where i physically fight jk rowling with my bare hands

My first thought was “Oh look it’s Monet. Huh” 

Three years ago today. I love this bit of video. Not sure why.

“She hit me with a car on eight separate occasions across the century before she even told me her name”

“Eight? Over-exaggerating much? Couldn’t’ve been more than four.”

“The car hadn’t even been invented!”

You are the child of an immortal and a time traveler, so you’ve heard hundreds of crazy story.  But today, one of your parents sits you down and tells you the story you always wanted to hear: The story of how they fell in love

I feel like one of the biggest misconceptions out there is that all fanfic is written by 12 and 13 year olds

Like the other day I read a fanfic where Jason Todd is remodeling his kitchen and is concerned about wooden countertops because what if you get raw chicken on your wooden countertop?

You think a 13 year old thinks about countertops? Think again my friend that fic was written by an Adult

so my brother was asleep and my leGIT FIRST THOUGHT was ‘oh maybe he’s dead’

And then my second thought is ‘huh. I’ve never called an ambulance before. Wonder what that’s like’

And then he moves and my subconscious just sighs and thinks ‘not dead. What a shame’

Can I just say

Fenrys.

What a good lad what a man.

VERY glad that @sjmaas built the aelin fenrys friendship in koa and ACTUALLY CONTINUED IT THROUGHOUT. Because not to shit on her or anything but it’s not uncharacteristic of the genre to abandon a friendship once it’s served it’s purpose plot wise