Can I Just Say

Can I just say

Fenrys.

What a good lad what a man.

VERY glad that @sjmaas built the aelin fenrys friendship in koa and ACTUALLY CONTINUED IT THROUGHOUT. Because not to shit on her or anything but it’s not uncharacteristic of the genre to abandon a friendship once it’s served it’s purpose plot wise

So I’m reading and I need to pee so I stand and walk over to the toilet and close the door with my foot or whatever and then I need to like?? GO to the toilet??but where???where put book??? Hands?? no!!! Set it down??? nO!!! Bite???bite book in??mouth???yes BiTe!!!!!so I chomp down on a book and off I go!!! When I’m done book has???teeth marks???but turn the page and away they go!!! fellas it’s how it be

no joke I had a dream where I was in a hardware store and I ran into jk Rowling and just spent half the time thanking her for creating Harry Potter and the other half of the time getting pig wild mad at her for all the stuff she’s done

how can i arrange a meet up where i physically fight jk rowling with my bare hands

I feel like one of the biggest misconceptions out there is that all fanfic is written by 12 and 13 year olds

Like the other day I read a fanfic where Jason Todd is remodeling his kitchen and is concerned about wooden countertops because what if you get raw chicken on your wooden countertop?

You think a 13 year old thinks about countertops? Think again my friend that fic was written by an Adult

life is just a constant struggle between dancing around with eight litres of coffee in me and lying on the ground sobbing ten minutes afterwards