He Also Probably Wrote Love Letters For Every Single One Of His Crushes, But Never Had The Courage To

He also probably wrote love letters for every single one of his crushes, but never had the courage to send them, so he just keeps them in a box under his bed (including multiple for Kornelius)

Kornelius eventually finds them and reads them

Hot Take: Geronimo was an absolute slut in high school

Discuss

What kind of oneshot should I write? :)

I’m open to any ideas!

It can be Geronimo x Kornelius, or it could be something without any romance!

You can call him whatever awful names you want, and he won’t get mad

But if you bad-mouth his cat(s), you’re gonna get flayed

Do you think Geronimo is a cat person or a dog person? Or both? Or neither?

Personally, I think he’d exclusively be a cat person, purely because he’s terrified of dogs

Especially big dogs, since they love to jump on him (and they knock him over in the process)

I'd have to agree, he'd probably be a cat person. Cats are more independent than dogs, which to G would be a relief because he already has to deal with needy-ass punks in his workplace. He names his cat(s) after silly little things based on their appearance (he'd unironically name a cat Loaf or a variant of such), and he's very protective of them. He freaked out when Will drove through his front door with a steamroller in Great Diamond Robbery, one of the reasons being his cat was sitting near the front door at the time. As per William nature, he didn't care much about the cat, because hijacking your grandson's TV day is way more important than the possibility that you just ran over your grandson's pet cat. Here you go, another reason to hate William, you're welcome :D

Geronimo would completely own the Hunger Games

Once the chips are down, and he’s on his own, he’s gonna start going full axe murderer and cutting down whoever poses a threat

Say what you will, but he wants to get out of there alive, and he’ll do whatever it takes

And that man has a lot of repressed rage

Anyone else remember those books?

Geronimo Stilton: Royal AU

Because I feel like it :)

The Royal Family

Geronimo: The King of the Stilton kingdom

Thea: Next in line for the throne

Trap: A Baron who lives in the palace

Benjamin: Possible heir

William: Former king, succeeded by Geronimo

Other Characters

Creepella: Ruler of the Cacklefur Kingdom

Prince “Ahmad” Nogouda: Prince of the Nogouda Empire

Kornelius: Geronimo’s bodyguard, Head Knight

Bruce: Knight

Crunchrat: A shady shopkeeper

Sally: Member of the Royal Court

The Shadow: Freelance spy for other kingdoms

Bugsy Wugsy/Pandora: Peasant girl

Osseus: Executioner