Ben, Introducing Himself To Potential Recruits: Hi, I'm Ben Ripley! Welcome To The CIA, Where The Only

Ben, introducing himself to potential recruits: Hi, I'm Ben Ripley! Welcome to the CIA, where the only thing lower than our budget is my self-esteem!

Kid: Are you okay...?

Ben: Back out while you still can.

Yeah, he would be that petty

Ben: Murray...?

Murray: Ben...?

Ben: Murray!

Murray: Ben!

Ben: *runs towards him* Murray!

Murray, crying happy tears: *running towards him* Ben!

Ben, pulling out a knife: Murray...

Murray: Ben...?

Ben, enraged: Murray Hill!

Murray: Oh sugar honey iced tea-!

Ben: We're gonna die!

Zoe: Don't say that! Think positive!

Ben: I'm positive we're gonna die!

What kind of music/what artists or songs do you think the spy school characters listen to? I definitely have some ideas but that’s mostly me projecting my own taste onto them so I’m curious to hear other peoples thoughts

Okay, so hear me out:

Ben listens to death metal or pop (There is no in between), Erica is a huge Taylor Swift fan, both Warren and Zoe like K-Pop, Murray probably listens to some indie emo stuff, Nefarious likes Undertale OSTs, and Ashley listens to rock to get herself pumped up, and Mike secretly likes Anime OPs

I did a thing

(I also put the template if anyone wanted to use it)

Hiii! I was wondering if you have any Ben and Mike friendship hcs? We don’t get enough of them just being chaotic in the books but I’m very sure that they are and have a lot of thoughts on it so I’m hoping someone else does too lol

Yep! I have some headcanons about them! They really should get more time in the books!

Here are my HCs

-They know each other's every embarrassing secret and they joke about blackmailing each other

-Ben acts as the mom friend whenever Mike does something stupid

-They binged horror movies together to see which one cries first (As for who cried first, I think that's obvious)

-Ben keeps count of every time he is correct about something being a bad idea (That Mike does anyway)

-Mike acts like a sort of Extrovert shield for Ben

-They wear matching costumes every Halloween

-Ben can do a terrifying villain laugh, and Mike has forbidden him from doing it

-Mike can pick Ben up with ease