I Think It Would Have Been Hilarious If Tim Got Stuck In The Lazarus Pit When He Was Stabbed In Red Robin

I think it would have been hilarious if Tim got stuck in the Lazarus pit when he was stabbed in Red Robin (2009) and was just normal after. Like yeah, Jason was a drama queen murderer when he came back, but Tim is normal. Honestly would be hilarious if all his friends knew but not the bats.

The cost of progress.

Sorry i feel like that was too rude lol. Can u do Tubbo and 72 pls :)) your arts rlly cool

lol dont worry it wasnt rude!! its ok :} (and thank you!! <3)

acting on your best behaviour. turn your back on mother nature. everybody wants to rule the world

Duke: “sorry I’m late, I was being nosey”

Tim: [raises eyebrow] “since when are you casually nosey?”

Duke: “I’m nosey when B’s standing in the yard yelling into the void” [opens blind] “see? He looks like man who’s on his final straw with god”

Jason: [leans back] “ah, him and Clark are fighting again”

Duke: “why does he do this?” [points at the window] “is the is normal?”

Tim: “Clark pretends he’s doing missions to avoid being yelled at”

Jason: “so Bruce just yells at him from wherever he is knowing Clark will hear him”

The Batfamily does a big grocery order once a week. It always contains staples like meat, beans, veggies, etc., but if someone wants something specific they must add it to the note on the fridge by noon on Sunday.

Bruce regularly stops by and crosses out foods that don’t meet his approval.

GROCERY REQUESTS

NOTE: PLEASE MAKE WRITING LEGIBLE

lucky charms :) -Dick

pizza rolls -Duke

Beef Jerky -Jason (NOTE: DENIED. BAD FOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL -Bruce)

Fuck you old man I’m already dead why do you care about my cholesterol I hope you eat a Slim Jim and fucking choke on it

Beef Jerky- Cass

Pork rinds plz!!!!—Steph (NOTE: DENIED. UNHEALTHY -Bruce)

I hate it here. -Steph

Vegan cheese- Damian

REAL CHEESE - Tim

STOP CROSSING OUT MY ITEMS YOU LITTLE GREMLIN -Tim

C H E E S E -Tim

STOP IT DAMIAN I MEAN IT -Tim

Snickers for when Bruce is grumpy—Dick

Three dozen shrimp (NOTE: DENIED. WHO KEEPS DOING THIS? STOP. -Bruce)

Gummy worms- Cass

Three (3) live lobsters from the seafood section -Damian (NOTE: YOU ARE NOT KEEPING LOBSTERS AS PETS. -Bruce)

Garlic herb rotisserie chicken that will be mine and no one else can have any -Duke

Diapers because I’m a big baby and I suck all the fun out of life -Bruce (NOTE: STOP.)

Sunny D! :) -Dick (NOTE: DENIED. NOT REAL ORANGE JUICE -Bruce)

:( -Dick

Sunny D- Bruce

:) -Dick

Jolly Ranchers- Steph

Almond milk- Jason (NOTE: DENIED. TIM IS ALLERGIC TO ALMONDS. -Bruce)

Almonds- Damian (NOTE: STOP. -Bruce)

Walnuts- Jason

STOP REQUESTING FOODS TIM IS ALLERGIC TO. -BRUCE

Dinosaur nuggets

Bruce sends the family groupchat one (1) random 'i love you all' and they all instantly assume he's about to die. Damian falls to his knees in a Walmart and starts praying. Stephanie crashes her Spoiler van into a tree. Dick misses a jump and falls 3 stories into a garbage can. Duke calls his social worker.

Barbara starts tracking his location and live reporting to Cass. Tim gets his cloning tubes ready. Jason goes M.I.A. and is found three weeks later floating facedown in a pool.

Ten minutes later he sends: "Clark suggested I show my affection for you all more often. Apologies, won't happen again." and the world blows up instantly.