A Mushroom Boi And His Best Friend, God

A mushroom boi and his best friend, god

MY SON

RONALD THE FROG

Im sick. AGAIN.

look, the new powers are metal as hell, but please just imagine suddenly being able to project thoughts to your sibling

beau: hey

caleb:

beau: hey

caleb:

beau: hey

caleb:

beau: hE—

caleb: what do you want, beauregard?

beau: can you grab me another drink from the kitchen while you’re in there because I don’t want to get up—

caleb: I fried one family and I swear to god I will do it again

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

me.

My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner