Im Back,,,,,,,, Yay??????

Im back,,,,,,,, yay??????

Junko: guys we are the livestock of trees; they feed us and give us air knowing we will die soon! Chihiro: I am going to cry. Kyoko: I am so sorry but this is probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. its called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much using us. That's why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Kokichi: They are our supreme overlords and i accept this completely.

Naegi: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Hajime: Really? Name one law. Naegi: Don't kill people? Hajime: You kill people. You are in jail for killing people.

Hajime: What’s in the suitcase? Junko: Vodka! Celestia: You brought an entire suitcase of Vodka?! Junko: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, Im not a savage.

Makoto: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Hajime* Chiaki: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

Teruteru: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Hajime: We got spring water Teruteru: NO. Akane: with EXTRA minerals Nagito: it's like licking a stalagmite Teruteru: DON'T COME HOME. Akane: Mmmmm cave water

Oh! Same!!!!!!

Yo wait I also used to get grounded from reading?!

(My parents just called it “keeping you on track” but like they would just take away my books so-)

the longest for me was like 2 weeks without my books, a month or so without library, if that’s anything.

didn’t really work tho because I would get books from school :)

shdkahdskj i'd still have some school books, but i wasn't allowed to read ahead, which i was prone to do

I posted 418 times in 2021

178 posts created (43%)

240 posts reblogged (57%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.3 posts.

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#kiyotaka ishimaru - 50 posts

#danganronpa - 48 posts

#actor au - 34 posts

#byakuya togami - 32 posts

#kokichi ouma - 29 posts

#mondo owada - 28 posts

#celestia ludenberg - 27 posts

#junko enoshima - 26 posts

#sayaka maizono - 26 posts

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#also just knowing everything so that makes you start in the middle but youve already missed so much so you start at the begining but you al

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I watched critical role guys :) I want to cry :) so anyway heres a modern au-

Caleb: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Jester: >:O language Beau: Yeah watch your fucking language fjord: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BEAU THE FUCK WORD? Molly: 'The fuck word'. Yasha: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Beau: Oh my god they censored it Molly: Say fuck, Yasha. Beau: Do it, Yasha. Say fuck.

Caleb, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Jester: Hey. Beau: Hi. fjord: Hello. Molly: Hey! Caleb: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Yasha: We were out of Doritos.

Caleb: We need to distract these guys Jester: Leave it to me Jester: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Beau, fjord, and Molly: *Immediately begin arguing* Yasha, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Caleb: I CAN'T DO IT! Jester, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Caleb: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE Beau: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Caleb: Caleb: I appreciate it, Caleb: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- fjord: Caleb- Caleb: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Molly: Caleb we gotta- Caleb: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Caleb: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Caleb, motioning to Yasha: NOT FUCKING THIS

Caleb: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Jester: I think you mean cards. Caleb, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

Jester: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Yasha: You would eat yourself? Jester: I wouldn’t even question it.

Caleb: Hey Jester, Jester: Yes? Caleb: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Jester: Jester: Where’s Beau?

92 notes • Posted 2021-03-06 19:52:51 GMT

#4

wow i really like posting at 3 am huh?

Taka: The most baffling acesexual moment™ is learning that those over sexual commercials (like when they advertise a soda next to a girl in a bikini) actually DO turn people on and aren't some weird pointless trope Murkro: T H E Y W H A T?

Junko: We were talking about LGBTQ+ stuff and Mono wasn't taking anyone's shit lol Rando student: But what if we dont feel comfortable working with that life style? Mono: Find a different career

Korekiyo: sleep makes me so mad tbh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn't require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness Korekiyo: that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry™

Leon: Lets be real here we all had a gay panic when Taka took off their shirt, dont deny it.

Mondo: Taka has to be really small but they are allowed to commit whatever crime they want. Gods duality. 

Junko: ‘What time is it you ask me?’ I pull out my 2.7 metric ton grenade sundial and immediately crush both of your feet. I announce: ‘It is cloudy.’

Me at almost any taka ship:🥺❤❤❤❤🥺💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺🥺

97 notes • Posted 2021-01-07 08:42:54 GMT

#3

sdskjdskljf actor au???

Toko: Oh come on, I wasn't that drunk.  Hifumi: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you told me I was important. Toko: BECAUSE YOU ARE

Taka and Toko: drops Byakuya off at the airport Taka: Have a safe flight!  Byakuya: I don’t have a say in the matter.  Toko, driving off: Die then. 

Hifumi: [Sends the group chat a text at 3 am]  Murkro: [Responds] Hifumi: Whoa whoa whoa what are you doing up this late go the fuck to sleep this isn't healthy! 

Taka, texting Junko: I just walked into a party and some guy yelled dibs Mondo, texting Junko: I'M REALLY DRUNK AND A REALLY CUTE GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS 

Taka: I am going to sleep now! Please do not make any loud noises! Leon: MEEP Taka: I ask for so little.

114 notes • Posted 2021-01-02 23:55:13 GMT

#2

a fan: So what are your notes on making Molly and Caduceus? 

Taliesin looking over his notes that just say ‘find a way to romance/befriend Caleb’: uhhhhhhhh 

131 notes • Posted 2021-03-11 06:47:41 GMT

#1

i now have a actual schedule!!! Yay!!!

Taka: Killing everyone on the among us game they were streaming. Celestia: 

Fuyuhiko: I swing both ways ;) Fuyuhiko: With a bat. violently. 

Kaito: My jacket has been disappearing lately :( Kokichi half asleep on his jacket: Spooky.

Sayaka: The floor is lava! Sakura: [Helps Aoi onto the counter] Peko: [Kicks Fuyuhiko off the sofa] Sayaka: As you can see, there are two types of lovers

Leon: Fuck you; ..unvirgins your olive oil.. Leon: WAIT NO. Chihiro: DID YOU JUST FUCK  MY OLIVE OIL????!?!?!?!?

Mondo: Why is my underwear in the freezer? Chihiro: You were drunk and said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow” Mondo: That explains so much.

164 notes • Posted 2021-01-11 19:47:21 GMT

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Souda: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Souda: *punches wall* Souda: Souda: Take me to the hospital.

Izuru: Just because i haven’t slept in 36 hours that doesn’t mean i have insomnia, i might be awake for cool wizard reasons. You don’t know me.

Ouma texting the groupchat: yo I think I got stabbed lmao Kaito: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU IM ON MY WAY Ouma: omg it's mr space tin

Hajime: You're the reason I have grey hairs, kiddo Makoto: have you considered that might just be because you're old? Hajime: Who the hell taught you to be so snarky??? Makoto: obviously you mr snark sir

Kirumi, after getting back from wherever she disappeared to: I was married. For two years. Taka: What the hell? Kirumi: Yeah, I mean, he was gay, but still. Kirumi: We met in a "Pray Away the Gay" Bible group. Kirumi: That was a pretty weird time for me.