Have You Considered The Fact That I'm Not In Enough Pain To Deserve Accessibility?

Have you considered the fact that I'm not in enough pain to deserve accessibility?

hey idk who needed to hear this but. being able to push yourself to function through pain does not, in fact, make you able bodied

Not possible, sharks are too smooth.

So long as he doesn't out-compete or out-reproduce the local wildlife <3

I understand why people are scared about ryan reynolds joining tumblr but for christs sake it’s ryan reynolds i cannot think of a single celebrity who could possibly be less damaging to the ecosystem

Damn your cats are shit at billiards.

Playing pool

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republicans using the phrase “career politician” in smear campaigns is so funny. sorry I want a politician that studied political science or law and actually understands how the government works instead of a fucking nepotism baby businessman or any rando with enough money to get on the ballot. I also want a “career doctor” to take care of my medical concerns. a “career lawyer” to represent me in court.

Love going on The Discourse and watching people try to be so progressive for Their Side that they end up looping back around to conservative thinking. No I will not elaborate ya boy doesn't want hate mail