After I Posted This Drawing About Wukong Turning Back To Stone, @strange-lace And @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off

After I posted this drawing about Wukong turning back to stone, @strange-lace and @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off went a bit ham with that idea.

Until it developed into a full-on movie scene that kept going while it was 2 AM for me.

So of course I had to make it into a comic!

And I also added an extra thing just to give it a bit more emotion

The song Wukong is singing is the cantonese version of the Monkie Kid theme that is sung by Dicky Cheung

I had to draw them😌😌

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

Whistles

Not a lot of people really utilize the fact that the gods of the ancient world were super messed up, did jacked up stuff to people for minor inconveniences, and legit did horrific things for the lols and billy being a child is probably just as likely to do weird things to people with his magic if he feels justified in their Billy head canons: let’s change that

Someone on Twitter @s the justice league official account in their rage tweet and Shazam/Marvel has volunteered to run the account for a few days while the league’s usual guy is out. It seems like a great idea at the time, he’s well known as super friendly guy and even though he’s pretty immature at times he always seems to be the best at deescalating hostile situations with the guidance of what he calls ‘the wisdom of Solomon’.

For a good while Marvel tried to reason with them, giving evidence to the contrary for every accusation, defending his fellow league members, and owning up to his own mistakes and promises that while the league does the best they can, they aren’t perfect. None of it is good enough for them though, they argue in circles for hours.

Finally he just says, “sir, your home will be a beacon for hoards of snakes, the harvest you wish to reap will be drowned by the rain you prayed for, your milk will curdle in your mouth, and your rage will only burn yourself with every poisoned word”

And not even an hour later that person tweets that a long term work project has just been ruined for this or that reason, their coffee is rancid because they didn’t check the date on the creamer when they bought it, posts photos of at least 12 snakes writhing in their bathtub, oh and they’ve been called out for being a jerk by everyone keeping up with the thread.

Marvel/Shazam is never allowed on the Justice League Twitter again.

“Taking a nap while the squad buys tickets for the train”

I only have one image in my head, and it’s the Macaque monkey with a baby next to a statue of the Madonna and Children in Rishikesh, India. 

And Sun Wukong as a very old grandpa who forgot how parenthood works and only knows how to act cool around the “kids”. 

They carry each other

(THE DRAWING WITHOUT MEI AND TANG IN FRONT)

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