Did You Ever Find Out About What Happened At Castle Oblivion?

did you ever find out about what happened at castle oblivion?

This needed a bit of context so the second Kingstagram post answers the question.

Scrooge McDuck, in cooperation with the Moogles and Disney Castle R&D is manufacturing Gummiphones for the discerning (i.e. rich) world travelers. The Guardians of Light and allies get them free or massively discounted.

MoM!Sora saw these in the Moggles shop and bought six for his kids, mailing one to Luxu with his number in it, he intends to distribute these when the others show up. MoM!Sora’s response in this post reeks of irony, sheer mental exhaustion, exasperation and tears, He does not relish explaining the convoluted mess that is his mere existence to anyone.

This Gummiphone model in the above post was created by the talented Tifa C. Moles on sketchfab and suggested by a friend, It is used here with permission from the artist, so go give the artist a look.

Just going to say beforehand that these posts are private between Luxu and the Master of Masters so no one else can see them unless they add more people to their group. Luxu goes by Xigbar here because he doesn't want to fall out of the habit of answering to the name Xigbar which could get him killed considering what company Xigbar keeps.

Luxu got this picture by bugging the rooms in Castle Oblivion as spying is his job according to both Xehanort and MoM!Sora, so he’s got a lot of strange photos from improbable locations and a lot to vent about and he isn’t going to be polite about it either.

MoM!Sora has had hundreds of years to get his head on straight and dig up those buried memories himself, Luxu’s documentary movie that he showed him later was actually a relief as it confirmed to MoM!Sora that he got all his memories back.

The Master of Masters took it upon himself to have the gummiphones jail-broken before he handed them out so they can’t be tracked by anyone, don't have those Classic Kingdom Games/bloatware that were forced on his gummiphone and most importantly (in Luxu’s opinion) these modified versions have no profanity filter.

Does the name Tetsuya Nomura mean anything to you?

“Master Uta! Master Uta!” The aforementioned Master Uta halted in his stride as Keyblade Apprentice Odin careered around the corner in an effort to catch up to the Keyblade Master, halting in front of the bemused master as he gathered his breath Odin unceremoniously presented Master Uta with a familiar book. “You left it behind in the lecture hall” Master Uta calmly accepted the book with a raised brow, Odin blushed, realizing how rudely he’s interrupted the quiet sanctity of Scala ad Caelum’s hallways by sprinting and shouting. “I couldn't help but notice you signed it differently?” Odin asked in a desperate attempt to change the subject, Master Uta didn't seem to mind luckily being one of the more laid back Keyblade Masters in the order and instead laughed abashedly absently scratching his neat beard “I sometimes write under a pseudonym to avoid the attention” “But why” Odin nearly whined, his own writing efforts nowhere near publishable and somewhat personally aghast at the idea of someone not getting credited with their own achievement. Master Uta grinned slyly “I would hardly be taken seriously as a Keyblade Master if it was known I dabbled in literary fiction” “But it looked really well written!” Odin burst out before slapping his hand over his mouth, mortified at inadvertently revealing he’d been snooping in a Keyblade Masters private documents. Master Uta contrary to being angry as expected instead burst out laughing wiping a tear from his eye “Thank you for the compliment, Apprentice Odin, Though if you liked that then you’d probably appreciate something a little more finished” Master Uta fished another book from his inventory and presented it to Odin with a wink “Consider it a reward for returning my manuscript and a bribe to keep my writing hobby secret” Odin marveled over the crisp hardback book with it’s elaborately detailed cover and had a thought, presenting it to Master Uta embarrassedly “...I don't suppose you’d sign it?” Master Uta smiled bemusedly, wordlessly pulling a pen from his inventory. Tetsuya Nomura, The signature was scarcely dry before Odin was cradling the book like it was the most precious thing in the universe, vibrating so hard in place that Master Uta briefly wondered if he should be worried the apprentice would accidentally phase himself out of reality. The evening bell rang and as Odin sprinted away to his next class with a hurried farewell Master Uta sighed contentedly, It felt nice to write, even under multiple aliases, solely to make someone happy rather than being forced to record all the misery his Gazing Eye seemed to love to show him.

My computer crashed without saving after I typed this the first time so I had to rewrite it again. Yes, I referenced Melody of Memory by making one of MoM!Sora’s aliases ‘Master Uta(song)’ that doesn't mean I’m going to play it. Master Uta is my dodgy attempt at making an anagram of Tetsuya Nomura, my other option was Master Tuoyuan or Master Yuantou so I settled for leaving a few words out.

Keyblade Apprentice Odin would forevermore declare Master Uta the best master ever and when he became a Keyblade Master, Odin would stylize himself after Master Uta with a long beard and leaving only one eye visible. MoM!Sora grows a beard every few centuries whenever he feels like it, being stuck in a relatively youngish body it takes years to grow in properly a fact that never ceases to make him grumpy when brought up.

Previously I said that I was going to just post the master reports here, I have once again changed my mind and I am now generating a large fanfiction that will be finished and posted when its finished with snippets that can stand alone going up here. My conscience won't allow me to post it as I go because I'm literally assembling it like a puzzle from Asks adding and editing as I go, In short I have no clue where the Master Reports AU is going apart from adhering to canon known facts as much as possible.

Anytime someone asks for the fic they will be greeted with a wordcount png attached to the next post with zero context whatsoever.

Where can we find the Master Reports fic?

The Master of Masters blinked at the clear desk then went to find Chirithy. The Master of Master poked his head around the door spotting the Dream Eater in question “Uh? Chirithy? Where did the papers on my desk go?” Chirithy didn't turn as it continued energetically dusting the bookshelves and spoke in a non-committal tone “You said to take all the loose papers out to the trash” The Master of Masters felt a chill of alarm shoot up his spine from his toes and took a calming breath speaking as calmly as possible “Chirithy, I was rebinding my journal, it was not trash, I can say with great certainty that it was the very opposite of trash” Chirithy paused and looked up from its dusting to his master who wore a remarkably fixed expression on his face “...Oh...” “Where did you put it?” asked the Master of Masters calmly. The Chirithy squirmed in place and didn't answer as the Master of Masters expression became more and more wooden “You've been cutting corners again haven't you?” “M-maybe” the Chirithy coughed unconvincingly frantically wondering what the weather was like on the other end of the universe at this time of year. The Master of Masters took a deep steadying breath and asked again. “Chirithy, what did you do to my master report?” It was peaceful and quiet outside the Daybreak Town Clocktower beneath the calm waves of Scala ad Caelum, right up until it wasn't. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DUMPED IT ALL IN THE LANES BETWEEN?!”

Well Done Chirithy for initiating a tedious fetch quest and inadvertently proving Sora wrong by mistakenly scattering The Master Reports to the farther corners of the universe.

So I was originally going to post the master reports all in one place on ff.net or archiveofourown but realized that I'm really bad at writing long fanfictions and it wouldn't really be practical seeing as every Ask here actually contributes to the story and Melody of Memory has yet to be released which might (probably) disprove a lot of the stuff here. My original plan was to create Ansem Report style observations written by the Master of Masters, a Kingstagram entry and a small blurb of plot per chapter but instead, I've decided to keep it all in one place, right here. I might reblog some old posts with new stories and Master Reports attached.

I’m going to say that most of the non-conflicting Square Enix and Disney media exist in this Kingdom Hearts universe right here and now, so if someone asks about a character from any of those franchise’s they’ll probably appear at some point if I get a good enough screenshot or pose-able models and can think of a good enough excuse to include them. (Spoiler: I have plans for Final Fantasy X and Atlantis the Lost Empire in the works)

Don't be afraid to ask anything (Seriously anything, did you see the sandwich ask? It’s awesome) about other characters, MoM!Sora may be the star of this show but everyone else has plenty to say.

The last post is completely blurry?

I think that might be a problem on your end it looks fine on my end. It happens.

What is the strangest world you have been to?

To answer this ask, the answer is the world of Cars and Planes, a world I’m going to tentatively label Auto-Mobile.

I mean just think a minute, its a world exclusively populated by sapient vehicles therefore let me ask you this: What are the seats for? Your feet (wheels) are removable? Your parts are replaceable yet society allows your vital body parts to become obsolete and chose not to produce them on the basis of them being outdated? That is monstrous and brings up so many ethical issues I can’t even look at the films without frantic hand waving.(Also i found the movies very cringe personally)

MoM!Sora hates this world for the implications so much that he went to drown his trauma in The Snuggly Duckling pub (Starting or participating in at least three song and dance numbers) that he actually forgot ever going to Auto-Mobile and only has this baffling post taken in the the Kingdom of Corona (that he doesn't remember actually posting) to go off of.

Riku’s Halloween Town World Glamor, in keeping with the Internets habit of rabid fanservice in the Kingdom Hearts fandom is a fluffy silver werewolf, basically just pick any NSFW BishonenWerewolf!Riku on tumblr.

I’m going with the theory that Donald knows just how silly some World Glamors can get and purposely banned the really silly ones because of pride, World Order be damned. Mickey follows the rules though just to explain why Riku was seemingly wandering the worlds alone in Kingdom Hearts II.

MoM!Sora exploring a distant region of the Realm of Light.

Come up with a worthy punishment for the Keyblade Wielding con artist and I might include it in a later post.