Butt Tbhe Favidbowie Ballshujigglong Goblibabe!?!???

Butt tbhe favidbowie ballshujigglong goblibabe!?!???

[Sam, Dean and Cas are staying in some house temporarily while on a hunt]

Cas: There's a female woman at the door

Dean: (at Sam) Wh- why is he saying that? (Turns to Cas) Why are you saying that?

Cas looks at Dean blankly and motions to the door.

Sam looks at his watch as the doorbell rings.

Sam: Ooooh wait, that's probably for me.

Dean: (confusion)

Sam opens the door and accepts a package from a mail woman.

Dean and Cas look at each other

Dean: Wait... When we get deliveries, you're... You're thinking it's called the MALE-MAN!?

Dean doubles over, laughing

Dean: AND SINCE IT WAS A LADY YOU ASSUMED IT WOULD BE A FEMALE WOMAN!?

Castiel looks extremely confused

Cas: that's what you said the other day, though, I know I heard you right? Male man???

Sam: (sets down with his package, pointing at it and smiling) Mail, m a i l.

Dean is positively howling in the background.

I feel like this guy on a regular basis

@ltlemon LISTEN. I CAN ANIMATE!!!! (Give me like a year to get around to it...)

Wait a second...

I do want it. I don't know why, but I do

Castiel would enjoy animal crossing but it would be such a pain to teach him how to play

Dean: alright, I'm on your island, where are you?

Cas: The pink one is following me relentlessly please help

Dean: Retail. She does that

Cas: *running into a table* Evil labyrinth

(Dean takes Cas's 3ds and makes him exit retail)

Cas: I bought this in there. For you

[gifts Dean a pavé table]

Dean hates pavé furniture. Naturally it goes in his favorite room.