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who told him he could be such a silly goose
Butt tbhe favidbowie ballshujigglong goblibabe!?!???
have been watching a bunch of labyrinth behind the scenes content lately highly recommend 🔮
Character Tag Game
Thanks for the tag @mrsbsmooth!
Rules: pick four of your favourite characters from four pieces of media and let your tumblr people decide which one most suits your vibe.
Yzma
Jareth
T-Rex
Lucy in the Field with Flowers
Tough choice, I know.
I ain't tagging anyone. If you wanna do it, have fun!
*blushes a little* Thank you, sir! ^_^
OK, so I've seen people suggesting today that you wear lederhosen and a bunch of other stuff, but in all honesty, i think a simple suit and tie wold look great on you, sir. Especially since there's all kinds of cool ties. And suits make men look very handsome in my personal opinion. What do you think?
I agree. Have a kiss for being smart.
^literally me when I see dragons and cool things.
Too much hassle I'm better off not looking for that. Though I'd love to summon a dragon.
~Dragons are extremely fantastic!
OMG hugs are the best! *internet hugs back* ^_^ Thank you!
So this guy i barely know just randomly stroked my arm the other day while walking to his seat, and I keep catching him looking at me. I only know him a little because in middle school he was picking on one of my friends, and now he's just being creepy. Jareth, how would you approach a situation like this?
~I’d bog him but I don’t believe you have one of those on hand. Just avoid the creep and if you do come in contact with him it’s okay to act aloof. If he continues to pester you you can glare at him and act slightly rude. If he ever tries to touch you again slap his grubby little hands away. Eventually he’ll get the picture and back off.
//But if he starts to act scary like grabby and aggressive tell someone, especially an adult. I don’t care if he threatens you to stay quiet or anything you tell someone about it. Good luck, hun.
YoU sAy thAT sO oFTeN, I wOnDeR wHAt yOuR baSiS fOr cOmpArISon iS??????
>3>)~
This was fun to draw-
(@jareth-thegoblinking big fan of your blog dude 👌)
Was bored and was feeling like a feral goblin king at 4am with heels and a cover on as a cape because everyone else are peasants and need to hand over all there colorful stones and gummy worms to me now! And so I drew this to not only show that energy but made some rules for my goblin kingdom >:D
Okay, I've seen a character in a film that is really attractive but I haven't watched the film yet, but when I do... would you like to see some Jareth the goblin king from labyrinth?
Magic Dance by David Bowie | Lyrics (Movie Ver)
I just love Labyrinth and I want to put the lyrics on here because i'm bored <3
(Jareth)
You remind me of the babe
(Goblin)
What babe?
(Jareth)
Babe with the power
(Goblin)
What power?
(Jareth)
Power of voodoo
(Goblin)
Who do?
(Jareth)
You do
(Goblin)
Do what?
(Jareth)
Remind me of the babe
Quiet! A goblin babe!
(Laughter)
Well?
(More laughter)
I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?
My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue, nobody knew!
(Goblins and Jareth)
What kind of magic spell to use?
(Goblins)
Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.
(Jareth)
Then baby said,
(Everyone)
Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.
Jump that magic, jump on me.
(Goblin)
Slap that baby, make him pee!
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(Spoken by Jareth)
In nine hours and twenty-three minute, you'll be mine!
(Sung)
I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!
(Goblins and Jareth)
What kind of magic spell to use?
(Goblins)
Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.
(Jareth)
Then baby said,
(Everyone)
Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.
Put that baby spell on me
(Goblins)
Slap that baby, make him free!
(Everyone)
Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.
Jump that magic, jump on me.
(Goblins)
Slap that baby, make him free!
(Everyone)
Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.
Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.
Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump
Put that baby spell on me
A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader | Labyrinth AU
So this fic is basically a Labyrinth x Stranger Things.
Summary: You and Billy had a big fight and he says something he thought he meant but really he didn't. He didn't think you'd actually be taken by the goblin king.
Warnings: Swearing
You and Billy had just gotten home from a party, and you guys were screaming at eachother.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BITCH!" Billy yelled at you, clearly furious.
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You yelled back towards him.
"MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO GODDAMN POSSESSIVE, THEN MAYBE I WOULD!" He shot at you.
"YOU WERE BASICALLY EYE FUCKING THEM!"
"FOR FUCKS SAKE Y/N GROW THE HELL UP!"
"NO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
"OH MY GOD, I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY, RIGHT NOW!" He suddenly yelled at you, turning his back away. He thought that you would say something else, but no. Just painful silence. "...Y/n..?" He asked, turning around finding out that you weren't there. He was panicking now. He then saw a small silhouette while hearing giggling behind him. Turning around finding nothing, he then hears it all around the house.
Rain, thunder and lightning makes it more intense as one of the windows bursts open, revealing a barn owl. But before he could process anything further, the owl turns into a person.
"Holy fucking shit." Billy whispered. "Are you the goblin king?" He asked the messy haired man. The only response he got was a smile. "Please bring my girlfriend back, please if it's all the same."
"Whats said is said." The king replied.
"I didn't mean it though." Billy pleaded.
"Oh you didn't!" He replied with cheek.
"Please bring her back! I'll do that whole labyrinth shit if it means I could get her back!" Billy said with determination. Then they were suddenly in front of the labyrinth.
"Alright, you have 13 hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your girlfriend becomes one of us forever. Such a pity." Jareth said, fading away.
"This will be a piece of cake. I'm sure of it." He said very un-confidently as he started to walk towards the labyrinth.
"I'm coming baby."
A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader PART 2
Labyrinth x Stranger Things
Summary: Billy tries to find his way through the labyrinth, but faces a lot of obstacles along the way
Warnings: Swearing
Billy walked up to a pond which has a dwarf pissing in it. Fucking fabulous he thought.
"Oi" Billy said to him. The dwarf pulled up his trousers and looked at him.
"Oh, It's you." The creature groaned.
"Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is?" Billy asked the dwarf. He just ignored Billy and sprayed a fairy with something.
"How could you!" Billy exclaimed as he picked the small fae up into his hands. The fairy suddenly bit his hand. Billy dropped the fairy as he winced in pain. "It bit me!" Billy said shocked.
"Well what do you expect fairies to do?" The dwarf said.
"I don't know, maybe dumb shit like granting wishes." Billy spoke. He still felt some empathy for the little thing, so he called the dwarf, "Horrible."
The dwarf turned around and finally said something. "No i'm not! I'm Hoggle!" 'Hoggle' replied.
"Why aren't you telling me where the door is!?" Billy asked, obviously frustrated.
"Not if you ask the right questions." Hoggle said, trying to seem smart.
"How do I get through this labyrinth?" Billy questioned him.
"Aha! Now that's more like it!" Hoggle said while pointing the the door. "You can get in there." The dwarf spoke as Billy went into the labyrinth.
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It was kind of strange really. Being wished away by your boyfriend then you actually getting taken by a David Bowie lookalike.
There were many goblins surrounding you. You were quite afraid of what was happening to be honest. You looked over at the assumed king of goblins, and he kept on looking at a 13 hour clock. Why the hell does it have 13 hours?
He then stood up and walked over to one of the goblins and started singing. He pointed at me and said something about a babe. Was he calling me babe? If so, then that's a bit wrong, dontcha think?
The only thing that was on my mind is that Billy is probably running this labyrinth. He's so fucking stupid.
I really hope he gets here in time.
Our Stupid Kids | Jareth x Afab! Reader
Summary: You and Jareth have two kids. They love hiding from you guys. Today was no different, except you guys look for them for hours and don't know where they are.
Warnings: Mentions of panic attacks
You had spent the last 3 hours looking for your son and daughter. It never took this long to find them, and you were really worried. Jareth was just as worried as you. He sent loads of goblins to look for them... and he sent them 2 hours ago.
You were running around the castle like a luni looking for them. Jareth was looking outside in the labyrinth, afraid they may have gotten lost there. The goblins were in the city and the entrance of the castle.
You came to the Escher room next and started to climb all the stairs, yelling for your kids. You couldn't find them there either, and you thought you were going to have a panic attack. You then had the thought that they are in normal hiding spots, so you started looking under tables and behind curtains.
You then made your way into yours and Jareth's room and looked in there. After looking under the bed, you walked towards the closet. You heard laughing coming from inside, and when you opened the doors, you found your kids there.
You sighed out in relief as you hugged your kids. "We were looking for you for 3 hours!" You said. Your kids started to laugh.
"I thought we were here for 30 minutes!" Your daughter said. Your son started giggling. A goblin then rushed into the room.
"We can't find the-oh you found them." The goblin said.
"Yeah I have." You replied. The goblin left the room, probably going to tell Jareth.
"It really took you this long to find us?" You son asked. You tiredly nodded and sighed. As if on cue, Jareth came running into the room, clearly worried.
"Oh thank god." He huffed out, grabbing your kids and hugging them. "Please don't do that again." He told them. They nodded and went to their rooms.
Jareth then sat next to you, also worn out, and kissed your cheek. "I'm so tired." You said, laying your head on his shoulder.
"Me too." He responded.
You ended up sitting there for ten minutes, at the brink of sleep.
Jareth Headcanons (X Reader) 🔮
Just some fluffy headcanons about the goblin king from Labyrinth.
-He likes when you hold him in owl form. Your just walking with people looking at you, because you just have a barn owl in your arms like it's nothing. He makes cute owl noises that you love.
-You guys can talk for hours in the morning after waking up. In the labyrinth, he's been lonely and had no one to talk to apart from goblins before you entered the Labyrinth. So it's nice for him to socialize.
-You cuddle on his throne with him all the time. You could be walking past the throne room and he just says "Sit here with me, darling.". He is really touch starved, so every moment with you is precious.
-He's protective. Period. Sometimes when people get very touchy with you, he tips them in the bog of eternal stench without hesitation. On a scale of jealousy, he's about a 8/10.
-He really dislikes the goblins. It's funny watching the goblins getting kicked in the air or told to shut up. Anyone probably would have done the same.
-You guys slow dance in the night. You don't really know how to dance so he tries to teach you often. When you have a ball, it's quite nice dancing with your husband.
-Overall, He is a very loving person and would do anything to fulfill your every need. No one has wanted to stay with him in the labyrinth so when you decided to stay with him, he was quite shocked to say the least. But when you open up to each other, it's the best marriage you could ask for.
Art asks! 8?
To be honest, my absolutely favourite piece of art that I have made is... ahm... very personal. 😝 But apart from all that stuff I think this one:
It's not even particularly well done but I like the concept of it a lot. And he liked it so that helps as well 😝
And also my Follower Friday portraits (see Instagram).
First attempt at airbrushing a model. Surprisingly forgiving but looks hard to master.
