I Do Believe Felix Was 100% Willfully Oblivious About Many Things He Simply Did Not Want To Acknowledge,

I do believe Felix was 100% willfully oblivious about many things he simply did not want to acknowledge, and I do enjoy the idea that his commitment to willful obliviousness of uncomfortable things made him as delusional as Oliver, in his own way.

I also think one of the key foundations for a lot of Felix's behavior was a rock-solid, bone-deep belief in the idea that his privilege made him untouchable in any meaningful, permanent way by anyone who might want to hurt him.

And then I like to imagine the most hilarious progression of this belief:

Felix in the maze, actively dying from the drugged champagne Oliver gave him; laying on the ground, throwing up, heart clearly in the midst of giving up the ghost; and still thinking with complete delusional sincerity, "I can't believe Oliver tried to kill me! When I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna kick him out of my home so hard."

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Me getting a new fic idea:

in general I think this website has a serious problem about wanting to feel smugly superior about Literally Everything without spending even five seconds thinking about it first

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Saltburn (2023) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Felix Catton/Oliver Quick Characters: Felix Catton, Oliver Quick, Farleigh Start, Venetia Catton, Elspeth Catton, James Catton, Duncan (Saltburn) Additional Tags: Groundhog Day, Felix and Oliver being forced into character growth, through forced proximity, and a lack of long-term consequences, that somehow still translate into more consequences than Felix has ever had to face before, short-term major character death, due to Groundhog Day shenanigans, also likely some graphic violence, that has no long-term effects again due to Groundhog Day shenanigans, Oliver gets to do a lot of murder, as a treat, before he eventually learns to chill, and be grateful that the murder sprees reset each day, with no long-term permanent murder occurring Summary:

A Saltburn Groundhog Day AU, in which Felix and Oliver are forced to relive Oliver's birthday over and over until they can figure out how to get it right...

  ...together.

in a way that should be illegal. in a way that is concerning to the welfare of humanity. in a way that could part oceans and move mountains.