I Am Wrong, Actually.

I am wrong, actually.

jordan b peterson more like jordan PEE POOPerson

it looks like a smurf just exploded in my shower

…

Now that the fogs rolled out,

I see how deeply flawed I used to be

And I’m by no stretch perfect now

But at least I posses the tools to

Take a step back

(Get some perspective)

Know where your heads at

(Take a deep breath)

Just think things through

(Take a second to relax)

…

But still some days I feel like smashing this guitar

Going 12 rounds at the brick wall

I wanna see them knuckles

Ble

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d

.

Wanna fly right off the handle

Chug a fifth, shatter the bottle.

But that kind of being destructive don’t

solve anything.

Love the fact Tumblr doesn’t scream to everyone that I edit my posts a lot of the time because of small mistakes, unlike some other platforms I know COUGH HACK COUGH YouTubeDiscord COUGH

Locksmith in space, I guess.

(Edit: I always forget lox is also a salmon dish, so IG I’m astronaut food.)

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

(Unrelated to the main post, but I agree so much with the reblog above. I remember hearing whispers of the whole archive channel drama (people digging into his personal life when he was like 8 or something???) and just thinking:”Oh! Gross!” multiple times.)

Will Woodblr, let's make a chain and try to surprise other Will Wood fans, start it with "real Will Wood fans ____"

I'll go first

Real Will Wood fans know that there was already a similar version of the I / Me / Myself 2018 studio demo on the internet where Will said the 5'5-thigh highs line and in that demo he also said faggot