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He pissed on my wife that's right he took his hedgehog quilly fucking dick out and he pissed on my wife and he said his dick was this big and I said that's disgusting so I'm making a call out post on my twitter.com Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick it's the size of this walnut but way smaller and you wanna see what my dick looks like boom no points no quills no pillows it looks like two balls and a bong Shadow the hedgehog fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth except I'm not gonna fuck the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama I pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss thropplets hit the earth now get out of my sight before I piss on you too
(Sorry if it's a little inaccurate to the actual Eggman speech from the fandub I typed this all from memory)
heye every one.
I thought it was super weird the first time I watched Sonic 2 that eggman calls Knuckles a "space pumpkin"
But when I rewatched it I realized it may have been a pumpkin hill reference, hell yeah
Im gonna post this when everyones alseep ig audio from
Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games
goosebumps as the sonic fandubs pt. 1
slappy when he was announcing the mall being closed in goosebumps the game: LISTEN UP. THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON THAT I'M GONNA BE DOING FOR THIS GAMECUBE 2. A RACE. A SPECIAL RACE. THERE'LL BE SOMETHING HAPPENING. ...GOD,, DO YOU SEE THIS?? THIS IS THE DIAMOND THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE TO MY BRAND NEW HUSBAND, AND/OR WIFE. IT'LL BE THEIRS FOR THE REST OF TIME, WITH THE GAMECUBE 2. SO IF YOU WAN-- [tv cuts out]
player: ???? woah, he's bisexual, i didn't know thAT-
slappy: BY THE WAY I'M BISEXUAL I FORGOT I'M SORRY, ANNOUNC- HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF,,,,
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rl stine: ...aH,, i just remembered a traumatizing experience in my past hang on i- i'll stim and i'll feel better,,
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slappy in horrorland: WELCOME, TO THE GREAT COLOSSEUM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT! WHERE DID YOU GUYS PARK. I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. THERE'S NO- THERE'S NO WAY YOU GUYS ACTUALLY GOT HERE, RIGHT?? DID YOU ALL WALK??? ARE YOU ALL NOMADS????
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mary-ellen: yyyouuUU mmmoTHER FUCKER. YOU JUST LEFT ME TO DIE.
slappy: ...TOP 30 REASONS WHY SLAPPY IS SORRY. NUMBER 5 WILL SURPRISE YOU,,
mary-ellen: TOP 30 ANIME DEATHS. NUMBER ONE: YOUR FUCKIN ASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
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rl stine explaining how slappy is like him: and little did i know, it was a tiny piece of my brain cell, that i put inside of the machine so that way it can function around my mental main- ment- my mENTAL- MY BRAIN???? as you can see i'm still missing the brain piece.
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slappy: ...OH? MY DUSTY BITCH SENSES TOLD ME TO COME OVER H--
mary-ellen: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MO--!!!!
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dennis: nobody pays attention to me :(
snappy: i payed attention, bud-
dennis: yeah but you don't appreciate me and that's what really matters,,
snappy: i appreciate you immensely, buddy! that's why i need you to come over here and feel this crazy rock, holy shit.
goosebumps (feat. annabelle) as the sonic fandub pt. 2
slappy when he's put to sleep: WHY ARE ALL MY LIMBS SLACK. WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY EYES. WHY CAN'T I MOVE MY MOUTH. IS THIS AN INTERNAL DIALOGUE???? I CAN'T SEE THE END OF THE HORIZON. HATSUNE MIKU?????????
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download or die in a nutshell: i'm gonna override your save file. it's now full of creeps. your save files have all been taken up by creeps. look at their eyes, look at their pupils. beautiful. they run, brand new nikes.
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dennis: uhh...slappy...?
slappy: WHAT?
dennis: we're your friends, right...? you would never replace us with somebody else...you promise,,?
slappy: NOT UNLESS YOU DID SOMETHING LAME OR STUPID OR UNCOOL.
dennis: o-ohHh, okAYY,,,
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slappy: HONESTLY, I'M NOT FUCKIN' WITH ANYMORE REDBOXES. LAST TIME I DID IT SPIT A BUNCH OF QUARTERS AT ME.
annabelle: ...wait, you don't put quarters in there-
slappy: [looks back at her-]
annabelle: slappy, were you putting your quarters in the card reaDER??? SLAPPY,,, SLAPPY YOU HAVE TO-,, thaT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THAT!!
slappy: THEY WERE POURING OUT OF IT!! I ALMOST DROWNED LIKE SCROOGE MCDUCK!!!!
annabelle: whaT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????? IS IT A COIN SLO--
slappy: HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU--
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bus: [explodes]
slappy, in the haunted car: OH MY GOD HE'S DEAD,,, .....dOMESTIC TERRORISM.......
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slappy, probably when left alone with his own thoughts: OH GOD I AM A MASS-PRODUCED ENTITY. THIS IS SO FUCKED.
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slappy: Y'KNOW WHAT???
goldie: yEAH, I DO KNOW WHAT.
slappy:
goldie: ...so no nEED TO TELL ME,,
slappy: OKAY
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slappy: WHAT, WE JUST DOING THIS NOW?? WE ALL STANDING AROUND. BUNCHA' ASSHOLES, ALL STANDING IN A LINE.
wally: fuck, he got us there, guys. well
slappy:
snappy:
goldie:
everyone: [busts out laughing-]
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wally: i don't use the term "fucking stupid" loosely.
Sanics, fandub edition
My first time doing Sonic fanart and this is what I draw
Reeee! I played Rouge and Elise.
is this too niche of a joke? i hope not
I’ve come to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a(n) [ADJECTIVE] ass [NOUN]! He [VERB, past tense] my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin [NOUN] out and he [VERB, past tense] on my fucking wife, and he said his [NOUN] was “this [ADJECTIVE]!” and i said “that’s [ADJECTIVE]!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog you've got an [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]. It's the size of this [NOUN] except WAY [ADJECTIVE]. And guess what? Here’s what my [NOUN] looks like!
That’s right baby! All [NOUN]! No [NOUN]! No [NOUN]! Look at that it looks like two [NOUN, multiple] and a(n) [NOUN]! He [VERB, past tense] my wife so guess what? I’m gonna [VERB] the Earth! That’s right! This is what you get! My [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN] [NOUN]!!! Except I'm not gonna [VERB] on the Earth, I'm gonna go [ADJECTIVE]; I'M [VERB, present tense] ON THE [NOUN]! How do you like that [NAME]? I [VERB, past tense] ON THE [NOUN] YOU IDIOT!
You have [NUMBER] hours before the [NOUN, multiple] hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I [VERB] on you too.
Decided I’ll just start sharing my dumb little doodles until I can start writing again
F e L l a S
Is it illegal to consume sonic the hedgehog content if the only knowledge you have of sonic are the Snapcube fandubs ???
This is a genuine concerne of mine
I'm very funny please laugh
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Someone must have made this joke already but idc