No But Seriously. True Story.

No but seriously. True story.

I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

15 people, 15 questions

Thanks for tagging me @mrsbsmooth and @beesandfigsart 💖💖

1. Are you named after anyone?

Middle name is same as my grandpa's aunt.

2. When was the last time you cried?

A week ago. My best friend said something that hurt my feelings and I ended up crying until I fell asleep. I can be a tender peach sometimes.

3. Do you have kids?

Thank god, no. I would be THE WORST mom.

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

Pretty sure I played dodgeball in 8th grade gym class. That's where my sports career ended.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Never used sarcasm in my life. Can't even believe you'd ask that.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Their hair and accessories. Sometimes makeup. I'm shallow like that.

7. What’s your eye color?

Dark brown.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings.

9. Any talents?

Writing, researching, and graphic design.

10. Where were you born?

Somewhere in the boonies of Michigan.

11. What are your hobbies?

Fanfiction, making book covers and mood boards, watching film deconstruction Youtube videos. Watching terrible movies. Rewriting or re-editing films in my head. 12. Do you have any pets?

Noooope.

13. How tall are you?

5'2.5"

14. Favorite subject in school?

Speech and psychology.

15. Dream job?

Teaching/cheerleading other writers and earning decent pay and good benefits.

I'm gonna no-pressure tag: @longbobmckenzie, @vulnerabledime, @operationnope, @mercedesdecorazon, @luckyqueenreign @becangle @thatwheelchairchick, @sophiebernadotte

2, 3, and 12 for the ask game please!

2. What character did you start liking because of someone else? I answered this one here!

3. What do you love about fanworks in the fandom?

The wealth and breadth of talent. It's amazing how so many people can read the same character's actions and get completely different stories out of them. Fluff and angst and death and life and crazy geese leading you to your soul mate. Also I love the collaboration that goes into stories. The questions in the Discord that turn into meme-level conversations that somehow turn into fantastic fics. It's amazing.

12. What's your favourite fanwork of yours?

Of my own? It shifts around a lot. For sheer prettiness I love This Momentary Blue. But if I'm being 100% honest, it's The Bad Guy. I gave Lucas an unusual history that required some research (my favorite), but also, just everything about that story makes me laugh. It's vile, it's amoral, the sex is filthy, and the characters are irredeemable assholes. I have a great love of writing horrid people but because I generally write love stories, I don't get a chance to write complete wastelands of humanity. So that one is fun.

Thanks @queen-of-boops for the ask!

My s7 MC is a serene peacekeeper. She doesn't believe in competing with other women. She was a child/teen pageant queen and had enough of that shit growing up. Her attitude is, If it's truly mine, nothing can take it, and if it is taken, it was never truly meant to be mine. So if Estelle crossed her (and we know she did), my MC will not whip her ass. Because the blame will be fully on Alex. And I dare him to be a jerk to her and then come back around looking for smootchies. She is a fucking goddess and she is not interested in the affairs of tiny, easily replaceable mortals.

Dude, literally every single guy (and most of the girls) in the villa want MC. She don't need your dusty dick and wack ass treehouse.

Am I posting up all tough right now? Yes. Will I probably cave and love him again if he does a mild to moderate amount of grovelling, because I need romance injected directly into my veins and Fusebox is my current dealer? Also yes.

Sigh. So do I.

😂😂😂

It's because most of us are feral.

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

11, 14 & 17, pretty please 💜

11. What's something that lives in your brain rent-free and you want everyone to know about the fandom/game/your fanworks?

I answered this one here!

14. What's your favourite universally-accepted headcanon about a character?

That Bobby would happily asphyxiate with a woman riding his face.

17. Your favourite fandom meme?

Hmmm. There are so many. I'm just gonna give you a bunch of them. The following are all from @mrsbsmooth

This one from Suzi actually works as anti-depressant. When I have a bad day, I go look at grumpy Henny wearing a head scarf in a sidecar, and I feel better.

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I believe this one is by @theshadeelephant

Carl sobbing on the board makes my day.

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I have absolutely no idea who made these ones or how to tag them:

*** BUT LASTLY, my fav thing that ever came from the fandom is below. I cannot link the person who made it any longer, but it makes me cry-laugh every. single. time. I'm never ready. I've seen it 100 times and I'm NEVER ready for Bobby😂😂😂 ORDA!

Thank you so much for the ask @sophiebernadotte. Sorry it took me so long to respond 😆