WARNING: Overly Deep Rant About Suresh Ahead.

WARNING: Overly deep rant about Suresh ahead.

I have been complaining about this from day one. Suresh doesn't seem to view MC as a separate person. All he reminisces about is their sex life. Beyond how MC looks in a bikini, Suresh never compliments anything about them, though he DOES frequently tell them that they are boring without him and that MC needs him to be interesting and exciting again. Gross. He doesn't seem to actually care what MC wants or needs. No matter how many times they reject him, he shrugs it off and says that he doesn't believe them. In the last ep, he said lots of pretty things, but they're really all about him. He's decided since he's not over MC, MC couldn't possibly be over him, either. Therefore he will save her by offering himself back to her.

What a hero he is 🙄 MC is simply an extension of his love of himself, especially his love of his own dick.

My main issue with Suresh is that he only remembers or wants to talk about our sexy moments… Like was it only ever just s$x for him?? Why not remind us of an wholesome moment. They’re turning everything overly sexual. I get Love Island is supposed to be sexy but this is an overkill & cringe. Did we ever really get to know each other? I bet this man couldn’t even tell you MCs fav color

I am seen. Except there should be one more where David is just screaming at his phone before collapsing face down on his bed to take a much needed nap.

David Rose moments that are perfect memes for S5 of LITG 💀

Thoughts on S5 this week

I'd talk about the new S5 episodes but I feel like I've done enough primal screaming at my phone for the day.

Do you remember when Facebook was paid by some scientists to let them do psychological manipulation experiments on us to study our emotions? Like they would only send people sad stuff for prolonged periods of time, to see if their posts would increase in negative feelings as they were presented with negative things? Someone paid Fusebox to study how we process rage. I'm sure of it. I'm not a fan of Lottie, but I wish she was around to fucking smudge the villa and rid it of bad vibes. Cuz, once the bad vibes are gone, the whole place would be empty of Islanders. Which, to be honest, would be an improvement.

On a positive note, I feel super vindicated about how much I have not liked Alfie since day dot. So there's that.

Literally everyone in the villa at any given point in time: Aren’t you jealous about Sure-

Gaslighting. Mayhem. Manipulation.

So I'm gonna be S5 MC next year? Cool.

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

YASSSSSS SHE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE.

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