Litg Alfie - Tumblr Posts
NGL, I want to see this too. I know it's toxic. I know Suresh is giving off more than reg flags. They're like red flashing lights. But I don't care. I want him to fight Finn. I want him to be going crazy with jealousy. I don't want him. I don't want anyone actually. But I want Suresh to feel nothing but pain and jealousy and heartache. WTF is wrong with me?
This what I want to be seein when that next episode come out w Suresh and Finn
Thoughts on S5 this week
I'd talk about the new S5 episodes but I feel like I've done enough primal screaming at my phone for the day.
Do you remember when Facebook was paid by some scientists to let them do psychological manipulation experiments on us to study our emotions? Like they would only send people sad stuff for prolonged periods of time, to see if their posts would increase in negative feelings as they were presented with negative things? Someone paid Fusebox to study how we process rage. I'm sure of it. I'm not a fan of Lottie, but I wish she was around to fucking smudge the villa and rid it of bad vibes. Cuz, once the bad vibes are gone, the whole place would be empty of Islanders. Which, to be honest, would be an improvement.
On a positive note, I feel super vindicated about how much I have not liked Alfie since day dot. So there's that.
"Get tired of my “baggage”? Well, hit the fucking gym, Alfie, if you can’t carry it, I don’t care."
YASSSSSSS. AND SERIOUSLY. EFF HIM. ALSO HE STILL NEVER APOLOGIZED FOR THE KISS. BECAUSE HE STILL THINKS YOU FUCKED AROUND WITH SURESH EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T.
Spoilers! (Sorry!)
“I told Finn I was done with you”
“It was nice to have Meera put all her eggs in my basket”
nghaaAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
And why exactly were you done with me, Alfie? What was it that I did that made you so appalled by me? Give a friendly hug to Suresh as we were trying to resolve our “baggage”? Not hearing me out and kissing Kat’s face off behind my back as some petty revenge? For your information, Alfie, I also put all my eggs in your basket! And not once - not even once was I disloyal to you! And you? What did you do? Get tired of my “baggage”? Well, hit the fucking gym, Alfie, if you can’t carry it, I don’t care. You believe Kat of all people about a kiss that didn’t happen and go ahead and cheat? And then you have the AUDACITY to even CONSIDER that I might want to be with you after Meera is dumped. You know who’s done with you? This girl! Me! I am! Fuck you, Alfie. Fuck. You.