F/O May Day 2: Fairy Tale

F/O May Day 2: fairy tale

“Alice, what are we doing??” “Shh… It’s for the views….”

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

Coming to your nearby theater…… never.

Dating Demencia would include...

SFW:

Y’know how she’s a energetic little ball of hyperactivity? Well, now she has a lover, so it’s been multiplied by thirty million

She’s super clingy to you, in a almost suffocating way. But she manages to make it better with how loving she can be

She’ll always be touching you somehow. Hugs, hand holding, the not-so-rare dirty touch, so lots of PDA, amigo

I headcanon Demencia loves anime and manga, so prepare yourself for a sugoi time wearing hamster hoodies and debating how to eat desserts

Demencia encouraging you to enter Flug’s lab, despite him telling you two not to do so. And in your defense, you’ve only messed up the future once, twice, maybe three times...

Her always bragging about how she’s got a lover and how great they are(especially if she’s the only one in the manor that has one)

You having to pull her out of nasty situations, like say if she happened to have pranked Black Hat and he found it who it was

Demencia will always be a flirt to you. From the sweetest, nerdiest word play to the dirtiest, kinkiest puns, she is full of them

Gifts of any sort tend be a bit hectic. Let’s just say that she once quickly figured out that snatching an angry alley cat and putting it in a box does not go well for anyone. Not even for the cat

Did I mention the cuddles because she ADORES THEM ENTIRELY

Her often finding ways to sneak into your bed. Feeble excuses(“I had a nightmare”), ninja-ing her way in, or just straight up jumping on your bed

No shame whatsoever when it comes to showing her love. She will make out with you in public and not give two cents if it disturbs someone

Lots of gothic-emo makeovers from her. You always look like you came out of Hot Topic after those sessions

Heroes tend to avoid you since you’re a close affiliate of Demencia, but there are a few brave souls who’ll try to convince you to join them. They’ll immediately regret it, however, when they have a mace slammed into their face by the lizard woman herself

Black Hat is grateful for you on so many levels. He can finally stop worrying about that annoying girl! Yes!

Flug and 5.0.5 aren’t sure about you. If you’re like Demencia, they’ll panic. If you’re not much like her, then they’ll be relieved. But they don’t appreciate how your prescence equals a more hyperactive Demencia

Demencia adores you on another level. Your hair, your clothes, your body, your personality, your smell, she loves every aspect of you! And she will constantly remind you this

F/O May Day(1): rest

COULD WE HAVE BLACK HAT X READER HEADCANONS

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes you can my good man

I think it’s well established Black Hat has zero idea how humans work

And that… Well that’s fun to play with

Cracking your knuckles?

Instant confusion

Sneezing?

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT”

One time you allowed your hair to grow longer than normal just to see the confusion on his face.

“When the FUCK did that happen???”

It’s endless amounts of fun with no down sides right?

Right?

Yeah of course not.

You broke a bone,

Nothing major, something with your arm bone cracked yatta yatta

Flug talks too much

Basically your arm is now in a sling and you cannot work.

Now Black Hat knows about bones, he knows they can break and be painful and he thinks it’s funny

But didn’t know they could heal

A broken bone is broken there’s not going back

It is 100% completely useless as far as Black Hat knows

You are not allowed to do anything ever again

He morns your arm, it was such a good arm, did so much work, fit perfectly in your shirt, looks great both covered and uncovered

No one corrects him, for different reasons

You didn’t correct him because, let’s be honest, this is fucking hilarious.

It doesn’t take long for your arm to heal and you’re back to work. It takes about half the day for Black Hat to realize your arm is back in working condition

He has many questions

“Magic” You say with jazz hands, leaving the demon

Black Hat simply stares in shock and is confused the rest of the day

You explain it to him that night, along with a few other human related questions

Somewhat Correct Quotes #6

Buni: Wait, I’m.... grounded??

Raph: Yeah, you’re grounded

Leo: You disobeyed an order, young man

Mikey: *holds up shovel* And now we’re gonna bury you until you learn your lesson!

Buni: That’s not how grounding works!

Person: You can’t love fictional characters. They don’t exi..

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