Dating Flug Would Include...

Dating Flug would include...

SFW:

Good lord save him, he’s so very shy at first

Just a glance at you makes him a stuttering, blushing mess

He won’t let you hang around the lab much, since a lot of his work tends to be a little bit dangerous. Unless you’re a scientist as mad as he, then he’ll let you help him

Random but sweet compliments from him

“Oh, is that a new haircut? It‘s cute.”

Get used to hearing a lot of puns from this dude. Lots of plane ones and tons of bad pick up lines even after you’re dating

Getting a gift from him is really something to look forward to. He can travel through time causally, so when you happen to find a high tech phone with a dainty bow on top on your birthday, consider that the appetizer

Sometimes you’ll take care of 5.0.5 for him, mostly because you’re the only he trusts won’t damage him in any way

Dragging Flug to bed when he has important deadlines and hasn’t slept in days

He’s not a big fan of PDA, especially considering his boss is basically allergic to it. He tries to keep it as minimal and platonic as possible. Like hand holding, some head pats, and the occasional kiss on your cheek or forehead

He’ll include you in some of Black Hat’s villain orientation videos or promotional ads if his boss allows it. You get to present the products and sometimes point out what the villain did wrong

You’ll rarely ever see Flug without his paperbag, even as his S/O(but a few peeks happen)

Heroes occasionally try to get you on their side since you’re just a human, but you never listen(Flug always shrinks them with the shrink ray and drags you away when this happens, anyways)

Demencia is super jealous of you two. Why can’t Black Hat just love her the way you two love each other?? Still, she ships it hard

Black Hat has taken notice of the relationship, but takes little importance of the matter. He’s in love, so what? As long as you’re not a nuisance or a hero, he cares little about you

5.0.5 has a mother now, and he could not love you more. Lots of hugs and affection from him. And if you’re kind to him back, he’ll love you even more(platonically, obviously)

Flug just loves you to no end. He thinks of you so dearly, and are just a blessing in his life

Somewhat Correct Quotes #7

Black Hat: We did it?

Alice: We did it!! *hugs Black Hat*

*heroes and public rush in for a group hug*

Black Hat: *goes demon*

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Alice: Sorry! He’s not quite used to positive reinforcement yet!

Somewhat Correct Quotes #9

Flug: Sir, you can’t live the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.

Black Hat: Yes I can

Flug: Sir, you’re married

F/O May Day 2: fairy tale

“Alice, what are we doing??” “Shh… It’s for the views….”

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

Coming to your nearby theater…… never.

COULD WE HAVE BLACK HAT X READER HEADCANONS

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes you can my good man

I think it’s well established Black Hat has zero idea how humans work

And that… Well that’s fun to play with

Cracking your knuckles?

Instant confusion

Sneezing?

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT”

One time you allowed your hair to grow longer than normal just to see the confusion on his face.

“When the FUCK did that happen???”

It’s endless amounts of fun with no down sides right?

Right?

Yeah of course not.

You broke a bone,

Nothing major, something with your arm bone cracked yatta yatta

Flug talks too much

Basically your arm is now in a sling and you cannot work.

Now Black Hat knows about bones, he knows they can break and be painful and he thinks it’s funny

But didn’t know they could heal

A broken bone is broken there’s not going back

It is 100% completely useless as far as Black Hat knows

You are not allowed to do anything ever again

He morns your arm, it was such a good arm, did so much work, fit perfectly in your shirt, looks great both covered and uncovered

No one corrects him, for different reasons

You didn’t correct him because, let’s be honest, this is fucking hilarious.

It doesn’t take long for your arm to heal and you’re back to work. It takes about half the day for Black Hat to realize your arm is back in working condition

He has many questions

“Magic” You say with jazz hands, leaving the demon

Black Hat simply stares in shock and is confused the rest of the day

You explain it to him that night, along with a few other human related questions

Just a Reminder~

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!! 💙