Villainous Requests Are Open

Villainous Requests are Open

You can request headcanons for the characters, reader inserts are accepted. For example, you can request what would the villains would be like to an S/O that is (insert specific trait). I also accept AUs. I will not make any romantic headcanons for 5.0.5.

Please no NSFW.

COULD WE HAVE BLACK HAT X READER HEADCANONS

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yes you can my good man

I think it’s well established Black Hat has zero idea how humans work

And that… Well that’s fun to play with

Cracking your knuckles?

Instant confusion

Sneezing?

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT WAS THAT”

One time you allowed your hair to grow longer than normal just to see the confusion on his face.

“When the FUCK did that happen???”

It’s endless amounts of fun with no down sides right?

Right?

Yeah of course not.

You broke a bone,

Nothing major, something with your arm bone cracked yatta yatta

Flug talks too much

Basically your arm is now in a sling and you cannot work.

Now Black Hat knows about bones, he knows they can break and be painful and he thinks it’s funny

But didn’t know they could heal

A broken bone is broken there’s not going back

It is 100% completely useless as far as Black Hat knows

You are not allowed to do anything ever again

He morns your arm, it was such a good arm, did so much work, fit perfectly in your shirt, looks great both covered and uncovered

No one corrects him, for different reasons

You didn’t correct him because, let’s be honest, this is fucking hilarious.

It doesn’t take long for your arm to heal and you’re back to work. It takes about half the day for Black Hat to realize your arm is back in working condition

He has many questions

“Magic” You say with jazz hands, leaving the demon

Black Hat simply stares in shock and is confused the rest of the day

You explain it to him that night, along with a few other human related questions

I love this

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

Villainous Requests are Open

You can request headcanons for the characters, reader inserts are accepted. For example, you can request what would the villains would be like to an S/O that is (insert specific trait). I also accept AUs. I will not make any romantic headcanons for 5.0.5.

Please no NSFW.

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Somewhat Correct Quotes #9

Flug: Sir, you can’t live the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.

Black Hat: Yes I can

Flug: Sir, you’re married