I Read Somewhere That According To A Traditional Irish Belief If You Dream Something Three Times It Will

i read somewhere that according to a traditional irish belief if you dream something three times it will come true. if that’s so, most of us are going to show up to our workplace naked one day, we should all watch the lotto before bed but never horror movies, and tom hiddleston is going to have a sex life far busier than he ever anticipated. as for me, i’m hoping that all those dreams of flying away to neverland will soon pay off. any time now, peter

To everyone who reads this, I put a flower in your hair

oldest children say:

“no no, it’s fine. you guys go on without me. you guys decide without me”

“do you like it mum?”

is there anything i can do? just let me know”

“you never used to let me… no, never mind. it’s different with them, i get it”

“ok ok yeah. i’m sorry”

“do you like it mum?”

[to siblings] “i’m telling you so i can help you!”

[to parents] “i know, i’m not their mother… i know i don’t know everything. i was just trying to help”

“no of course i won’t leave, i won’t break up the family”

“ … it was actually my idea”

“please just listen to me”

“do you like it mum?”

i’d follow him to hell and back but i wish he’d just stop going there

Virginia Woolf’s cat “Sappho”(1947) 

via: Digital Collections, Harvard Library

no one ever cross me while i’m doing the dishes and listening to cell block tango. with the influence of pop six squish uh-uh cicero and lipschitz i cannot be held responsible if in the heat of the moment i commit a kitchen-themed homicide