It's Tru Tho - Tumblr Posts
English is basically three languages in a trench coat with pockets full of loose grammar.
The only thing that gets Sherlock out of the flat tbt.
Krypto to Conner after finding him for the second time in two days completely butt-naked, Titans (2019)
my life would be a lot easier if i was a) a better person or b) a better liar
i read somewhere that according to a traditional irish belief if you dream something three times it will come true. if that’s so, most of us are going to show up to our workplace naked one day, we should all watch the lotto before bed but never horror movies, and tom hiddleston is going to have a sex life far busier than he ever anticipated. as for me, i’m hoping that all those dreams of flying away to neverland will soon pay off. any time now, peter
introducing the world’s next cryptid: the new tumblr user! real or not - who knows? there’s only one way to find out…
the hunt begins
oh look a queer! aww you’re a little homophobic? it’s ok, no need to be frightened. *grabs glass and sheet of paper* look, the homos are way more scared of you than you are of them!
Teen me: *writing a smut rp on Livejournal before dinner* Dad: Dinner’s ready- Teen me: *heart jumping right into my throat* I’M STUDYING, GOD, CAN I GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET SO I CAN STUDY FOR THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TEST, JESUS CHRIST
teenage us were braver than any US Marine
Will the biggest Carstairs stan since 1873
