Love This! Her Pieces Are Dope Af.

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

I just saw that i have a bruise on my hip and you could think dirty about it but actually the reason is just…stupid?

i was having a sleepover at my best friends house and we wanted to make pasta and i have one of those pasta machine thingies were you can roll and cut the dough and the thing is a little heavy like 3kg (i dont really know but thats like 6lbs or something) and because it was a little heavy after carrying it for a while i carried it on my hip

i got a bruise on my hip from a pasta machine

FROM A PASTA MACHINE

ohhhh myyyy goooddd

so tomorrow i am going back to the gym in four months and i think this time i am gonna be more serious about it

aahhhhh this means i can get protein powder again ahhhhhh

apparently i look a lot older than i am because yesterday i had a customer and he was buying diapers and he was saying all for the baby right and i just like smiled because babies are cute and shit and than this man looks at me and goes do you have a baby and i just sit there in horror like oh god no i am a minor sir and he just looked at me like oh shiiiittttt and was like i am so sorry yeah after that we laughed it of because he told me that he thought i was at least in my twenties i was like nah boo i am still in school that is just my summer job

I just had a discussion with my Friends about woman rights especially with the ones in Afghanistan and how woman basically disappear from social life you know what i say lets just take all the woman away and lets see what the men would do because i think they would slaughter each other at some point.

You know what would be an interesting social experiment if this wasn’t done before

lets just take a group of men and a group of woman and put them in like different rooms or a place (i can’t remember the word) and lets see how each of their social systems work after a time you know what they have built

also i said to my friends that men often say that we dont know how hard it is to be a men but we aren’t the one walking around demanding that everything is handed to us because we have a dick in our pants

gosh this makes me so angry