Once, They Were All Fighting A Battle Together, And All Had The Same Instinct At The Same Time. His Cape

Once, they were all fighting a battle together, and all had the same instinct at the same time. His cape has never spread out so beautifully.

Every vigilante who trained as robin has the hardwired instinct inside them to jump inside batman's cape whenever there's danger

Have they tried getting rid of it? Yeah. What has it led to? Them aggressively jerking to the direction Batman's in and ending up falling to the ground. Hard.

dp x dc AU where Danny is somehow with the Wayne’s or like living with them and one night he is walking the halls alone and sees the disfigured spirit of child Jason Todd

jason “idealism sits in prison” todd

dick “chivalry fell on his sword” grayson

tim “innocence died screaming” drake

damian “i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door” wayne

do you see the vision

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Perry from the Daily Planet and Jim Gordon from Gotham PD have a two-man support group where they just drink and strategize on how to continue the intricate and frustrating dance of plausible deniability with their respective vigilantes/superheroes