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KOOPALING QUOTES PT 2 :>

KOOPALING QUOTES PT 2 :>

Ludwig: Larry isn't answering his phone.

Morton: I'll call.

Ludwig: Wendy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Larry: Hello?

Iggy: Why would you give a knife to a child?!

Pom pom: JR felt unsafe.

Iggy: Now I feel unsafe!

Pom pom: ...

Pom pom: Would you like a knife?

Lemmy: go big or go home.

Morton: p lea se for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. go home.

Lemmy: I'm going big!

Boom boom: Look, I don't care about your past.

Boom boom: I don't care where are you from...

Boom boom: Whether you don't get along with your family...

Boom boom: Or even if you used to be a criminal.

Pom pom: *on the verge of tears*

Boom boom: BUT....

Boom boom: *voice deepens* If you EVER dare to touch my oreos again, you're dead.

Pom pom: You love me, right?

Boom boom: Sure?

Pom pom : What if I did something? Like really bad?

Boom boom: What did you do?

Pom pom: Are you sure you would still love me though?

Boom boom: Are my oreos gone?

Pom pom: Just ANSWER the question PLEASE!!!!!

Roy: truth or dare?

Ludwig: truth.

Roy: how many hours have you slept this week?

Ludwig: dare.

Roy: go to sleep.

Ludwig: I don't like this game.

Larry: You're giving me a sticker?

Morton: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying "me Wow!"

Larry: I'm not a damn preschooler.

Morton: Fine then I'll take it back.

Larry: No! I earned this, back off!!!!!

Roy: *gets a paper cut* OW! So of a bi-

Ludwig: Roy! gestures wildly to Jr* CHILDREN!

Roy: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis- cuit.... Son of a biscuit.... that's it.

Ludwig: Nice save!

Roy: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.

Ludwig: Wh-? Roy!

Wendy: Hey Pom, have you ever been in love?

Pom pom: ...once.

Wendy: Really? How did it end?

Pom pom: *looking at Ludwig* It hasn't.

Morton: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Pom pom: Knife to the throat?

Roy: Gun to the back?

Iggy: Poison in his cup?

Morton: You're all horrible.

Roy: YOUR THE ONE WHO ASKED!?!?!

Iggy: How did he die?

Wendy: Natural causes.

Iggy: You pushed him off the roof.

Wendy: Gravity is natural on this planet.

Ludwig: there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Lemmy: it's usually an oncoming train.

Ludwig: could you just try not to kill my vibe for five fucking seconds!

Ludwig: I got 98/100. I failed. I'm just going to go cry in a corner.

Pom pom: I got 89/100 but I put a death threat in the margin and now I have 93.

Lemmy: I got 69. *giggles*

Wendy: I did the best, that I can do-* gets test back* 96 BITCHES WHOOP!!!!

Morton: Wow, Iggy and Lemmy are being really quiet today.

Ludwig: Yeah, it's quite nice actually.

Morton: ...

Ludwig: ...

Morton: We should probably check on them.

Ludwig: Immediately.

Pom pom: I'm upset and nothing can cheer me up.

Wendy: *brings Ludwig into the room* Nothing?

Pompom: *fighting back a smile* Damn it.

Wendy: Must you always attack me with words?

Lemmy: Should I use rocks?

Ludwig: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Ludwig: God, what fools.

Ludwig: *realizes it's Roy, Wendy and Larry*

Ludwig: Wait those are MY fools!

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10 months ago

LMAOOOO XD

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Roy: Eh, who cares?

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10 months ago

KOOPALING QUOTES PT 2 :>

Ludwig: Larry isn't answering his phone.

Morton: I'll call.

Ludwig: Wendy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Larry: Hello?

Iggy: Why would you give a knife to a child?!

Pom pom: JR felt unsafe.

Iggy: Now I feel unsafe!

Pom pom: ...

Pom pom: Would you like a knife?

Lemmy: go big or go home.

Morton: p lea se for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. go home.

Lemmy: I'm going big!

Boom boom: Look, I don't care about your past.

Boom boom: I don't care where are you from...

Boom boom: Whether you don't get along with your family...

Boom boom: Or even if you used to be a criminal.

Pom pom: *on the verge of tears*

Boom boom: BUT....

Boom boom: *voice deepens* If you EVER dare to touch my oreos again, you're dead.

Pom pom: You love me, right?

Boom boom: Sure?

Pom pom : What if I did something? Like really bad?

Boom boom: What did you do?

Pom pom: Are you sure you would still love me though?

Boom boom: Are my oreos gone?

Pom pom: Just ANSWER the question PLEASE!!!!!

Roy: truth or dare?

Ludwig: truth.

Roy: how many hours have you slept this week?

Ludwig: dare.

Roy: go to sleep.

Ludwig: I don't like this game.

Larry: You're giving me a sticker?

Morton: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying "me Wow!"

Larry: I'm not a damn preschooler.

Morton: Fine then I'll take it back.

Larry: No! I earned this, back off!!!!!

Roy: *gets a paper cut* OW! So of a bi-

Ludwig: Roy! gestures wildly to Jr* CHILDREN!

Roy: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiis- cuit.... Son of a biscuit.... that's it.

Ludwig: Nice save!

Roy: Yeah, fuckin nailed it.

Ludwig: Wh-? Roy!

Wendy: Hey Pom, have you ever been in love?

Pom pom: ...once.

Wendy: Really? How did it end?

Pom pom: *looking at Ludwig* It hasn't.

Morton: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Pom pom: Knife to the throat?

Roy: Gun to the back?

Iggy: Poison in his cup?

Morton: You're all horrible.

Roy: YOUR THE ONE WHO ASKED!?!?!

Iggy: How did he die?

Wendy: Natural causes.

Iggy: You pushed him off the roof.

Wendy: Gravity is natural on this planet.

Ludwig: there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Lemmy: it's usually an oncoming train.

Ludwig: could you just try not to kill my vibe for five fucking seconds!

Ludwig: I got 98/100. I failed. I'm just going to go cry in a corner.

Pom pom: I got 89/100 but I put a death threat in the margin and now I have 93.

Lemmy: I got 69. *giggles*

Wendy: I did the best, that I can do-* gets test back* 96 BITCHES WHOOP!!!!

Morton: Wow, Iggy and Lemmy are being really quiet today.

Ludwig: Yeah, it's quite nice actually.

Morton: ...

Ludwig: ...

Morton: We should probably check on them.

Ludwig: Immediately.

Pom pom: I'm upset and nothing can cheer me up.

Wendy: *brings Ludwig into the room* Nothing?

Pompom: *fighting back a smile* Damn it.

Wendy: Must you always attack me with words?

Lemmy: Should I use rocks?

Ludwig: *sees a group of people doing something stupid*

Ludwig: God, what fools.

Ludwig: *realizes it's Roy, Wendy and Larry*

Ludwig: Wait those are MY fools!

10 months ago

ME TOO, I WANNA DO THIS TOO!!!

Give Me Suggestions For This Please (I Is Borrrrrrrrreeeeeeed)

Give me suggestions for this please (I is borrrrrrrrreeeeeeed)


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10 months ago

THIS IS FREAKING AWSOME!!! 🤩

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i had mentioned brainstorming for a salmon run x koopalings crossover, and i finally got the concepts done. i’m really happy with how these turned out, specifically the logo, roy, and ludwig (what a surprise). it’s been real.

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