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Can Distortion Michael have a birthday party?

Made for the lovely @puncromancy Thank you so much for commissioning me!

☕ kofi ☕

More art inspired by the Use your Words series by @asleeb , because there were just some things I had to get out of my head (and because the brainrot is real). So here is an art dump. :D

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[image description: many drawings and little panels depicting Jon and Martin from asleeb‘s safehouse fic. Martin is drawn as a tall, fat blond guy with a round face and many freckles. Jon is small and wiry, with rectangular glasses and grey-streaked, slightly wavy hair, coming down past his shoulders, most of the time gathered in a bun at the back of his head.

The first image shows them sitting on a bench looking out into the wide serenity that is the Scottish Highlands.

The second is Jon standing on a bunch of rocks, holding up his cellphone, while Martin sits bored on a log next to a little path, there are forest trees in the background.

The third image has Martin standing in a white hoodie and dark grey sweatpants in the grass between heather and rocks, while clouds are shifting through the scenery. In the back a small wooden cabin is visible, it looks like Jon might be sitting on the steps leading up to the door. Everything looks grey and wet, with washed out colours.

The fourth image has a lot of drawings of their faces going through different emotions. On the top is it Martin and Jon sitting next to each other. Martin wears a bitter expression on his face. He says: „No, I am feeling mad.“ Jon looks a bit worried, but inquisitive in an honest way, „do you want to be mad?“ he asks. „Yeah!“ is Martin‘s answer. Below that are three sketches of Jon, he wears a long sleeved shirt, that is clearly too large for him. The sleeves are rolled up to his elbow. To the left he is sitting on a couch, looking prickly. His fingers tapping on the backrest of the couch. The one in the middle is showing him doing an eye-roll uttering a „Yes, Martin.“ The one to the right I cannot describe other than soft!Jon: his hair is open, as is his expression – a light smile on his lips and an equally light blush in his cheeks. Below that is another sketch of Jon leaning on his elbows, smiling in a very friendly and maybe almost suggestive way. Next to that is a very cheeky looking Martin giggling, hiding it halfway with a hand over his mouth and blushing ferociously up to his ears. To the right of that is another sketch of Martin but this time he is laughing out full heartedly. Directly below that is Jon again, looking to the side and marking a snide remark about how he is NOT clairvoyant. To the left of that is both of them on the couch. Martin gleefully hugs Jon‘s face against his just and shouts „Read me my tealeaves, Jon. I‘m a Scorpio!“ Jon grunts in defiance. And the last sketch at the bottom ist both of them again giving each other an amused side-eye.

The fifth image shows them sitting on the couch. Martin with crossed legs, holding a mug in both hands and Jon facing him with a glass in one hand, gesturing with the other. They are smiling and talking animatedly. There is a whiskey bottle on the coffetable next to the couch and the details of the background suggest a chimney fire to the left and a small kitchen to the right.

The sixth image is Jon smoking a cigarette outside of the cabin, sitting on the small porch. He wears Martin‘s big, puffy jacket and looks rather melancholic. It’s dark and his figure is backlit by the light coming from one of the widows.

The seventh and last image is Martin and Jon on the couch again. This time we see them from above. Jon is lying on top of Martin. His face buried into the folds of Martin’s sweater. He is clearly knocked out sleeping and tucked under a dark orange blanket from the waist down. His glasses are next to an empty teacup on the couch table. Martin reads a paperback which he holds over Jon‘s head.]

Whenever i read fics where benreys sweetvoice erupts after a kiss i imagine that he just throws up