6 Yr Old Sirius: What Are You Doing?

6 yr old sirius: what are you doing?

5 yr old regulus, looking out the window: astronomy

sirius: stop making up words!

regulus: it isnt made up!

sirius: im telling kreacher! where is he?

regulus: doing agriculture

sirius: i said stop it!!

okay but like hear me out, when evan’s overstimulated and can’t stand the feeling of his clothes, barty helps dress him into looser clothing and gives him so many gentle kisses while doing so to distract him.

*at a zoo*  Sirius: What are they in for?  Remus: Sirius, this isn't prison.  Sirius: So they can leave?  Remus: No, but-  Sirius, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

todays straight character of the day is: nobody

Regulus moving in with Sirius and Remus after a rough break up and he’s sat on the sofa moping under a blanket with ice cream when this 6ft tanned god walks in and Regulus is introduced to their best friend James when he hasn’t showered in days, wearing clothes that are three sizes too big with ice cream around his mouth—James thought it was love at first sight

Marauders' first ootp meeting:

James: aren't you supposed to be babysitting Sirius?

Remus: Doesn't need my help. He's over there dazzling some psychology wizards.

Sirius: All people are at least 30% attracted to me.

2 minutes later:

Sirius: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew that she would never be better than me

2 minutes later:

Sirius: I am like the Paris of people

2 mintes later:

Sirius: At any given moment, I am thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over, eating dog food

Sirius is such a Gina I love it🤣