Okay Youve Heard Of Planet Vore...but What About Protective Planet Vore? Like The Godlike Being Eating

Okay you’ve heard of planet vore...but what about protective planet vore? Like the godlike being eating the planet is actually trying to shelter it from an unfeeling universe full of other planet eaters and similar threats?

Okay so new day new topic right? No, you know what? I’m not done being unreasonably nervous about Tumblr yet! Because you know what I just noticed? The Tumblr feed is an offcentre void deliberately designed to make you feel simultaneously completely alone and yet also as though unseen eyes are watching you.

Okay so vore scenario:

The pred is part of a group of completely untrustworthy monster-like villains and their SO is human and gets caught up in a portal spell that takes them to the shared headquarters of this group, maybe the pred forgot something and their SO was trying to catch up to them.

Maybe the other villains are preds too, but personally I prefer if they all have their own vices and the pred is the main person who actually eats people. But anyway, the SO gets noticed by one of the other villains first and there all like “Intruder! Spy! Better interrogate them!” and the pred walks in on this trying not to looked panicked and says

“Whoa there bud, let’s not break out the pliers prematurely, just looks like an ordinary mortal to me, in fact let me have it won’t you? I’m sooo hungry.” Feigns swooning from hunger and generally acts whiny cause they know the other villain finds their theatrics annoying.

“Ugh fine you can have them then, but don’t take too long getting them down! The meetings soon! And I better not hear any whining about being hungry during it either since I’m letting you have em.” Drops the human unceremoniously into the preds outstretched arms.

“Oh don’t worry I don’t intend to waste any time getting this delicious human situated in my belly right?” The pred leers at the prey their stomach growling pointedly.

“Oh no, don’t eat me.” The prey says in the driest most deadpan tone ever. The other villain looks at them suspiciously. “Are you sure that’s an ordinary human? I don’t think I’ve heard anyone respond to your taunts like that before?”

The pred laughs nervously “Oh no they’re absolutely terrified aren’t you dear?”The prey turns to the other villain looks them dead in the eye and says “This person is literally my roomat-Mph” The pred gulps their prey down in a rush, exhaling broadly once their prey reaches their belly, “Phew, urrp, hehe pardon.” The pred titters looking nervously at the other villain whose looking at them with furrowed brows. “The hell is a roomate?”  

“I have no idea.” The pred lies “Must be a human thing”

The other villain gives a thoughtful nod “Hmm guess it must mean “executioner” or something since you ate them and all.”

“Yes! Let’s go with that!” The pred says.

The other villain scratches the side of their head thinking their acting weird but not really knowing how to place it “Well guess I’ll see you at the meeting.”

“Yes totally! Looking forward to it even!” The pred says animatedly

Once the other guy leaves the preds shoulders sag and they hold a hand to their stomach worriedly. “That was way too close.” They mutter to themselves.

You know while I generally like the pred to be the one in control of reformation in vore, there is something to be said about the absurdity of finding out your functionally immortal by being eaten.

Is there a hashtag for “I wish I could somehow be Neil Gaiman and slip an obvious fetish into a serious philosophical story about the state of American society and have it not only fit but add to the overall themes of the story?” It’s not even that I particularly think fetish art needs to be mainstream, I just covet  the sheer talent you’d need to pull it off.

Also for some reason even normal blogs without fetish stuff seem weirdly personal on here, like I’m kinda getting second hand anxiety about it to be honest. I think it’s the blogging thing mixed with the reblogging it’s like if a blog was also a rollercoaster.