Personally I Like To Think That, Amongst The Nights Watch Slash Stannis Army When They Finally Get There,

personally I like to think that, amongst the nights watch slash stannis’ army when they finally get there, jon snow has a big reputation for being a whore. getting up naked in the baths and just walking out angry on alliser thorne and whatshisface while naked as his nameday. hooked up with a wildling girl beyond the wall, and now both the wildling princess and old man warrior are flirting with him like crazy in front of everyone (aka val makes barely concealed threats and tormund is constantly talking about his penis). made satin his personal assistant and the first question whatshisface has is ‘are y’all fucking.’ now alys karstark rolls up in a wedding dress and asks for jon snow personally and everyone sees them giggling together during her wedding that jon arranged? and the rizz he has is unbelievable, as sam will personally tell you

‘Trumpets of angels call for my help

I fight through the ether and I quit when I'm dead

If you want to know who will be there in the end

When you bury me baby, I still be your friend

Singing’

put your money on me by arcade fire is the ultimate griddlehark song.

Repost of an old art!

There is something we need to address before The Sunshine Court drops in a few days, and that is the reality that at least 70% of whom Jean and Jeremy are as characters it is based purely on fanon from the past decade. Their canon appearances are limited in the trilogy, and their descriptions are superficial because Neil is not the best when talking about something that isn’t Exy or Andrew.

The reason this is important to mention is because the new book may change a lot about how we view them or the idea we had of them, and I have noticed a lot of the people in this fandom don’t like their fanon contradicted. Best example is how Nora explained Thea character and story and still people decided to ignore it and continue their fanon that Thea is an awful person.

Basically, what I am trying to say is leave your toxicity behind for this new book. It is okay if you don’t like it or didn’t enjoy it, but don’t come at others for not agreeing with you. Especially, don’t attack the author just because she didn’t follow 10 years of headcanons about a character. Just be open to the idea that the canon can and will differ from your own expectations.

I think it's really cool that aftg stimulates so much discussion even so many years after it's release if anything it just shows how brilliantly crafted all of its characters are. / Full positively

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Hi I know I don’t know you but I need you to know that your 3rd/8th house swap is propelling me rapidly back into my tlt hyperfixation. I already am so attached to 3rd house Silas it’s not even funny. He’d be so fucking mean. And in canon his faith is the biggest thing keeping him from Lyctorhood, so if he’s not eighth the only thing stopping him is his love for Colum, and whether that love succeeds or fails it’s just. So Juicy

Oh my god and eighth house Ianthe! Ianthe who’s had control over the religious lives of the Nine Houses since she was a kid! Corona would probably just be her cavalier instead of pretending to be a necromancer since the eighth isn’t as big on lies and secrets. So she would just have two cavaliers… and she’d have to pick which one to sacrifice? Plus, the Harrianthe drama of the Ninth being out of the religious control of the Eighth cannot be overstated 👀

And that’s not even touching on Colum or Corona or Naberius!!! I’m just. Thank you. You are feeding me with this AU

Omg haha I'm so glad you liked it!! It truly hit me like a truck to even think about and now I've been possessed by the image of him wearing like, slutty gold chainmail and being a cunt. He would be THE FUCKING WORST!!!!!!! I like to imagine that his faith remains very strong, but that he's also like a classically Third trashy whore in some regards because it's his Duty, as the Crown Prince and the Mouth of the Emperor and the Heir to the Throne of Ida, to get out on the floor and get the fuck down. Colum would still be completely tortured by this. And I totally agree that if he didn't have the theocratic power to declare something heretical and attempt to purge it entirely from the face of the First, it would be the fact that Colum has been his beloved cavalier and only real friend since the day he was born that held him back from eating him.

And YES, Eighth Ianthe (and Corona and Babs) would be fucking insane!!! The concept of Ianthe, who Corona starved for oxygen in the womb, feeding on Corona's soul due to their perfect genetic compatibility and making her weaker and weaker over time, more and more like Ianthe herself...AUGHHHHHH