I Think Were Mutuals ( If Were Not Ignore This, Im Terribly Sorry Dhdfjk ) Im Vv Curious Abt This!!

🍹 — i think we’re mutuals ( if we’re not ignore this, i’m terribly sorry dhdfjk ) i’m vv curious abt this!!

(of course we are baby)

my first impression of you was like really really calm, like that person in class who sits in the middle row which the teacher is always saying to put down their book, know what i mean? but like the person in class is also really hyper sometimes and they have those really pretty pens which makes their notes so pretty-

yeah, uhm-

me: spamming mutuals and talking in all caps

also me: listens to Tartini on a daily basis

<3

nosebleed nougats - g.w

pairing: george weasley x reader

warnings: mainly dialogue, fluff, dirty jokes

fandom: harry potter

summary: reader and george have a ‘heartfelt’ conversation

the bold quote (other than the first line) belongs to jae (@/just-a-smol-spoon)

taglist thing

“At this point if a clown invited me to the woods, i would go”

You and George were doing your dreadful potions work, writing 14 inches about some random potion from 3 centuries ago.

“That's not very positive love” George responded with a smirk, not looking up from the nosebleed nougat he was working on.

“You’ve just been tinkering with your gum sticks” you whined rolling your eyes, throwing a piece of ripped parchment at this ginger’s head.

“Nosebleed nougats”

You stood up from your desk and sat opposite george on his bed, both your legs crossed.

“Can I tell you a fact Georgie?” you asked, plucking the nougat out of his hands, causing him to finally look up.

“What love?”

“If you don’t say ‘cows’ when passing some cows on a trip, I don’t trust you”

“I wouldn’t trust myself either way so-”

"You’re supposed to laugh!” you said, rolling your eyes.

“You want to laugh?” he responded leaning back, motioning you forward with his hand. You scooted forward, questioning mentally what he was doing when he suddenly started ticking your sides.

“George- please- not- please-” you panted out.

“Okay okay, now here’s a joke. What do you do when your cat's dead?”

“I don’t know? Mourn?”

“No, you play with the neighbor's pussy instead.”

taglist thing : @slut4drvc0 @just-a-smol-spoon

Physically I'm here, but mentally I'm walking through the streets of Rome.

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.

highlights - aspen

pairing: aspen x reader

warnings: swearing, illegal drugs mention, sex toy mention

fandom: tumblr weirdos (yes we’re a fandom)

summary: reader x aspen, the relationship highlights (kind of social media au)

taglist

masterlist

yes i wrote something-

taglist kinda thing: @slut4drvc0