Aspen Writes Shit - Tumblr Posts
highlights - aspen
pairing: aspen x reader
warnings: swearing, illegal drugs mention, sex toy mention
fandom: tumblr weirdos (yes we’re a fandom)
summary: reader x aspen, the relationship highlights (kind of social media au)
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yes i wrote something-
taglist kinda thing: @slut4drvc0
nosebleed nougats - g.w
pairing: george weasley x reader
warnings: mainly dialogue, fluff, dirty jokes
fandom: harry potter
summary: reader and george have a ‘heartfelt’ conversation
the bold quote (other than the first line) belongs to jae (@/just-a-smol-spoon)
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“At this point if a clown invited me to the woods, i would go”
You and George were doing your dreadful potions work, writing 14 inches about some random potion from 3 centuries ago.
“That's not very positive love” George responded with a smirk, not looking up from the nosebleed nougat he was working on.
“You’ve just been tinkering with your gum sticks” you whined rolling your eyes, throwing a piece of ripped parchment at this ginger’s head.
“Nosebleed nougats”
You stood up from your desk and sat opposite george on his bed, both your legs crossed.
“Can I tell you a fact Georgie?” you asked, plucking the nougat out of his hands, causing him to finally look up.
“What love?”
“If you don’t say ‘cows’ when passing some cows on a trip, I don’t trust you”
“I wouldn’t trust myself either way so-”
"You’re supposed to laugh!” you said, rolling your eyes.
“You want to laugh?” he responded leaning back, motioning you forward with his hand. You scooted forward, questioning mentally what he was doing when he suddenly started ticking your sides.
“George- please- not- please-” you panted out.
“Okay okay, now here’s a joke. What do you do when your cat's dead?”
“I don’t know? Mourn?”
“No, you play with the neighbor's pussy instead.”
taglist thing : @slut4drvc0 @just-a-smol-spoon
fucking cookies - d.d
pairing: damiano david x reader
warnings: swearing
fandom: maneskin
summary: not gonna spoil it ha
prompt: "shut the fuck up and take it, pretty girl." - @/slut4dvc0
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“Here is a cookie”
You and Damiano had baked cookies, but he didn’t want any claiming that he was going to the pool afterwards. It was the middle of winter.
“I don’t want it” He responded, turning his head away.
"Shut the fuck up and take it, pretty girl." you said, shoving a cookie in your face.
You both looked at each other and burst out in laughter, falling into one another.
“You- you sound like me in bed!” Damiano said, wheezing.
“I know I do Dami, that’s where I got it from.”
You guys heard the front door close.
“We are here! If you guys are fucking put on some clothes and get your asses down here!” You heard Victoria scream and Ethan snickering.
“We aren’t fucking Vic, we’re in the kitchen!”
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general: @unedibledaisyduck @slut4drvc0
måneskin: @l0vely-lupin
strawberries and tea towels - l.l
pairing: luna lovegood x gn!reader
warnings: fluff, implied that the reader has hair, food
fandom: harry potter
summary: strawberry picking with luna
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“Sweetie, let’s go, we'll be late!”
You and Luna decided to stay together for the easter holidays, in a small cottage your family owned in the outskirts of Worcestershire.
“We don’t even have to be anywhere right now, Luns!” you replied, running a hand through your hair and grabbed the white tea cloth from next to you.
Lune simply giggled, fetched her purple weaved basket and placed a tea cloth in the basket.
“Luns, what do I do with this then?” you asked, waving the tea cloth you were holding in Luna’s face.
Your blonde lover took the cloth from you, folded it and put it on the counter behind her.
“Lets go sweetie!” She repeated, tugging you to the door.
You rolled your eyes but let her drag you to the strawberry field just a few minutes away from your cottage.
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general: @o-rion-sta-r @gothboutique @unedibledaisyduck @slut4drvc0 @just-a-smol-spoon
harry potter: @l0vely-lupin @wolfstar-lb @myalupinblack @o-rion-sta-r
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angst = 🥊
smut =💋
fluff= 🧵
crack= 🌝
l𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗯𝘀
𝗴𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘆
nosebleed nougats - x anyone - 🌝+ 🧵
𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱
strawberries and tea towels - x anyone - 🧵(tw food mention) loom bracelets - x anyone - 🧵
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angst = 🥊
smut =💋
fluff= 🧵
crack= 🌝
𝗮𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻
highlights - x anyone - 🌝
colouring - n.r
pairing: natasha romanoff x gn!reader
warnings: angst -> fluff -> crack
fandom: mcu
summary: colouring. that's all you get
prompt: “I thought you loved me”
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“I can’t believe you’ve done this”
You and Nat where staring each other down, Nat about to win the staring battle.
“I thought you loved me” She said, her face turning softer.
You took a step closer to her, your hand coming up to hold her cheek.
“I do darling, it’s just that-” You sighed. “You know that my parents hate the fact that we- we color with each other every week!”
“Who said you need to obey your parents, this is a free world!” Natasha responded, opening her arms. “Do you you prefer me or your parents?”
“You darling it’s just- we really have to thank crayola for this strong bond of ours!”
“And, CUT!”
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general: @unedibledaisyduck @o-rion-sta-r @just-a-smol-spoon @slut4drvc0 @shadesofvelma
mcu: @msfandomfreak
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angst = 🥊
smut =💋
fluff= 🧵
crack= 🌝
𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗼𝗳𝗳
colouring - x whoever 🥊+ 🌝
loom bracelets - l.l
pairing: luna lovegood x gn!reader
warnings: fluff, loom bracelets
fandom: harry potter
summary: read the prompt besties,
note: i gave luna they/them pronouns because in my head luna is queer-
prompt: making loom bracelets with luna
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“Sweetie, can I have the pink elastics?”
You nodded and passed them the pink loom elastics, closing the box after passing it.
“I’m done Luns!” You exclaimed, giving them the purple and blue bracelet.
They looked at it in wonder, turning their wrist to look at the whole thing.
“I love it sweetie! So pretty, we should make matching ones!” Luna replied shaking your shoulder.
You chuckled, looking at Luna. “Luns, we are making matching bracelets.”
“Oh,” She said, taking their hand off your shoulder. “Well that's nice!”
taglist:
general: @o-rion-sta-r @unedibledaisyduck @slut4drvc0 @just-a-smol-spoon
harry potter: @l0vely-lupin @myalupinblack @o-rion-sta-r @wolfstar-lb @pottahishotasf