This Morning I Don't Know Why But Out Of The Blue I Imagined Namjoon As A New Father. And His Clumsy

This morning I don't know why but out of the blue I imagined Namjoon as a new father. And his clumsy ways does not mix well with first time diaper changing! 😄 But no doubt he would be a great dad! Then I started to imagine other members as 1st time dads. Jin comes to mind as being a natural. Not sure about the rest. Your thoughts?

Oh man… this is an enjoyable idea to think about. 

BTS as New Dads

Namjoon - Genius Dad

Always talks to the kid in full sentences with all the big vocabulary words. Treats “what if we had a purple flying elephant for a pet?” as the most serious of scientific questions. Will answer every question in every situation, so accidentally ends up explaining where babies come from in the middle of the McDonalds drive-thru. Genius with everything except installing car seats, that is mom’s job. Diapers took some figuring out in the beginning, but now he only rarely gets peed on.

Jin - Soccer Dad

Carries an enormous diaper bag that has every supply one could possible need.  Brings all the snacks and juice boxes to soccer practice (and sneaks in some wine coolers for the parents). Arrives everywhere 10 minutes early with kids in tow. Is hugely popular with the whole team because of his terrible dad jokes and impassioned screaming from the sidelines. Willing to make a fool of himself for the sake of his kid. 

Yoongi - Sleep-deprived Dad

Burns the midnight oil because mom needs her rest. Groans in the middle of the night when the baby cries followed by “I’ve got her.” Always has a cup of coffee in hand. Does the dishes at four in the morning with a sleeping baby in one arm. Falls asleep in front of the TV on Saturday afternoon with the baby on his stomach. Her nap time is his nap time.

Hoseok - Nervous Dad

Reads every pregnancy book. Wakes you up in the middle of the night with absurd hypothetical questions about various things that might go wrong in the far distant future. Baby-proofs the whole house before the end of your first trimester. Googles every pregnancy symptom and checks every ingredient list in the food you eat. He is so relieved when he finally safely holds his baby is his arms that he just does nothing but stare at her for hours on end, beaming with pride.  

Jimin - Needs A Lot Of Reassurance Dad

Looks to you for continued confirmation that he is doing the right thing. Will do every diaper change as long as you tell him afterward that he did a good job. Takes a million photos, keeps thorough records of every first step, first word, first smile, keeps his baby’s first shoes in a box on his desk for the next 30 years. Loves picking out cute outfits and getting you to praise his baby fashion choices. Better than you at doing his baby’s hair.

Taehyung - Natural Dad

Mellow and comfortable and makes you feel at peace that everything will work itself out. Never worried during the pregnancy. Thinks his kid is the funniest and laughs even when told the same bad knock-knock joke for the 100th time. Down to watch Frozen 400 times in a row and sing all the songs every time. Speaks in a made up language that only he and the kid understand. Reads books out loud and does all the voices. Invents elaborate imaginary games that always end with him tickling the kids mercilessly. 

Jungkook - Finally Has Another Kid to Play With Dad

Spends 90% of his time down on the ground with the kid. Will never tire of giving airplane rides or throwing the kid into the pool. Wants to play all the video games together and teach his kid all the sports. Steals snacks meant for the kid, so you always have to buy double. Conspires with the kid to play pranks on you but also to make you the best surprise breakfast in bed. He and the kid have matching pajamas. They’ll go build a snowman together and then beg you for hot chocolate.

Softer Days

Member: V

Genre: Smut / Angst

Series: The Moon Child

Theme: Halloween

Part: 7 / {pt.1} {pt.2} {pt.3} {pt.4} {pt.5} {pt.6}

You lifted you hand, and softly tapped your knuckles against the door to the king’s study.

“You may enter,” came the curt reply from inside and you carefully pushed the door open.

From the second you walked into the room, you knew you would quickly grow to love it. It was smaller than the other rooms - most of the space occupied by bookcases. There was a large bear-skin rug on the floor and in the corner a wine-red, velvet chair was lovingly asking you sit. The air smelt musty; like old books, and weathered paper, and warm afternoons, and ink and quiet.

It was the first room that seemed like Taehyung’s presence had graced it - that his footprints were here, that he had touched the room and left a mark of some sort or another behind.

It felt lived in.

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REWIND MASTERLIST

The collective masterlist of all the fics included in my Rewind series. Each fic takes place in a different time period. I try to be as educated of each era as I can in order to add to the authenticity of the fic but please keep in mind I was born in 1999. I apologize for any discrepancies. Enjoy!

heavy sugar || myg

↳ 1920’s au

↳ smut, mafia au, gangster!yoongi x flapper!reader

read here | moodboard 

in the mood || ksj

↳ 1940’s au

↳ smut, impreg kink, post war/hollywood au, soldier/actor!jin x wife!reader

read here | moodboard

hot rod || jhs

↳ 1950’s au

↳ smut, virgin kink, greaser!hoseok x virgin!reader

↳ collab with @httpjeon

read here | moodboard 

groovy || kth

↳ 1970’s au

↳ fluff, angst, smut, f2l, taehyung x childhood friend!reader

part one | part two || moodboard

bitchin’ || jjk

↳ 1980’s au

↳ smut, e2l, fake lovers/college au, frat boy!jungkook x reader

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novocaine || pjm

↳ 1990’s au

↳ smut, angst, exes au, punk!jimin x reader

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barbie girl || knj

↳ early 2000’s au

↳ smut, pwp, football player!namjoon x cheerleader!reader

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I need help finding a fic! It's a single parent au. YoongiXReader. Reader has a kid with Namjoon, but he's a deadbeat dad. Yoongi works at the store close to Y/Ns apartment and offers to watch her son when Namjoon bails.

Any help would be much appreciated!!!

The Early Shift | First Sip {M}

your coworker yoongi is always infuriatingly late. except the one time he’s much too early.

pairing: barista!yoongi x reader genre: smut words: 4.9k contains: coffee shop au, enemies to lovers, a lot of banter, hatefucking, condomless sex, c*m eating (trying not to trigger tumblr’s filters, oof), dirty talk, some name-calling, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, oral (f), fingering, hair pulling, yoongi is an ass parts: first sip  -  2  -  3

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star crossed m.list

💫 Star Crossed

      ╰ you’re an actress on the rise and for more recognition, your manager suggests getting into a Hollywood relationship. Driven by your work hard persona and strong desire for a break out, you agree. What your manager failed to tell you was who you were going to date: Hollywood’s favorite playboy, Kim Taehyung, most notably known as V.

pairing: reader x taehyung

genre: actor!au, fluff//angst

length: 1/??

current status: completed

updates: done :”)

asks: 💫

a/n: hey I came up with this au a few weeks ago and really like the idea of typical playboy superstar meets small town lesser known star and CELEB DRAMA OOF. Hope you like it!

💫 twitter profiles

💫 part 1 - i’m dating who!?

💫 part 2 - kumbaya my lord

💫 part 3 - my ride or die

💫 part 4 - welcome to my joke of a life

💫 part 5 - ya girl tries

💫 part 6 - there goes my saturday

💫 part 7 - running from the paparazzi

💫 part 8 - i invited a child to dinner

💫 part 9 - chicken parm and mina’s wrath

💫 part 10 - it was an accident!

💫 part 11 - we don’t talk

💫 part 12 - we need selfies

💫 part 13 - damn you’re my sugar daddy

💫 part 14 - xoxo gossip girl

💫 part 15 - welcome to the crackheads gc

💫 part 16 - the glam awards

💫 part 17 - cute lil spies

💫 part 18 - he’s just acting, duh

💫 part 19 - don’t be annoyed at me

💫 part 20 - men’s logic

💫 part 21 - the L word

💫 part 22 - the genius lab

💫 part 23 - don’t call me boo

💫 part 24 - lost in a hotel mansion

💫 part 25 - I don’t ogle

💫 part 26 - the jungkook and indigo thing

💫 part 27 - houston we’ve got a problem

💫 part 28 - i like having you around

💫 part 29 - imma love him from afar

💫 part 30 - how to be a dog

💫 part 31 - it’s hitting me now

💫 part 32 - do you miss him?

💫 part 33 - a whole week?

💫 part 34 - i’ll survive

💫 part 35 - i’m scared

💫 part 36 - babygirl

💫 part 37 - mina being sus 

💫 part 38 - let’s play 8 ball

💫 part 39 - he’s gone

💫 part 40 - uh who’re you?

💫 part 41 - heartbroken

💫 part 41.5 - may’s text receipts

💫 part 42 - sad emo hours

💫 part 43 - bringing in the big guns

💫 part 44 - check twitter

💫 part 45 - investigative stans

💫 part 46 - i was dumb

💫 part 47 - indikook saved

💫 part 48 - i yeeted

💫 part 49 - confessions

💫 part 50 - i did that

💫 epilogue