In A Fit Of Passion, Gavin Rushes In And In Two Swift Movements, Chucks The Heathen King Off The Near

In a fit of passion, Gavin rushes in and in two swift movements, chucks the heathen king off the near cliff and into the cave depths, much to the shock of everyone. 

Richard is definitely not at all attracted to the idea of being rescued by Gavin. Nope, he’s definitely not seeing Gavin as a knight in shining armor or anything. 

aight I think yall are forgetting that Gavin Reed is a Gen Z kid.

my man should be quoting vines on the daily. like he should be driving on the road with Nines, see a "Road Work Ahead" sign and quietly say, "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." and Nines just looks at him like he's insane.

Nines with a bat, what crimes will he commit?

subtle

A series of low rolls and crit successes later (that Inktober prompts just won’t let me account for) Richard and Gavin drag themselves to a small alcove above the high water line, hiding from the dangers outside. Both manage to survive, exhausted, damaged, and waterlogged. Richard tries to keep one eye open, but even he must succumb to sleep eventually

Richard is made to watch as his captors light a fire and proceed to devour still-wriggling cave rats in horrific fashion, the squeals echoing in his ears as he tries to keep from retching…

He crit fails his constitution saving throw, so now he’s got that to deal with, too.

Won’t Gavin hurry up already?