Aight I Think Yall Are Forgetting That Gavin Reed Is A Gen Z Kid.

aight I think yall are forgetting that Gavin Reed is a Gen Z kid.

my man should be quoting vines on the daily. like he should be driving on the road with Nines, see a "Road Work Ahead" sign and quietly say, "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." and Nines just looks at him like he's insane.

Gavin: “Hm, maybe there are other things here in this cave besides bats, just look at this disgusting fish!” 

Richard: *muffled sounds of being kidnapped*

Still wandering in the cave, both of our Bois fail a perception check and get unexpectedly separated! 

“There is also an abbreviated version of Operation Grand Canyon,” says Nines. “That variant only involves one step: trip over something while approaching Gavin from the front and fall towards him with my hands held out. I suppose this is as efficacious a plan as its more detailed counterpart, but the advantage of the fuller form of Operation Grand Canyon is that it more seamlessly transitions to my second project, Operation Mutual Orgasm. Now, you may be asking yourself, What is Operation Mutual Orgasm? Suffice it to say…”

Connor is already a hundred yards away

After a crazy display of his actual strength, Richard passes out and Gavin is forced to nearly drag him through the disgusting grit and guts of what is left of the Goblins around them. 

On his way to find his beloved, Gavin stumbles upon some skulls and bones. A successful investigation reveals an intact and beautifully ornate blade to replace the ones he lost escaping the dragon. Perhaps it has magical qualities that will help him later? 

Nines with a bat, what crimes will he commit?