Pokemon Headcanon That Once Absol Are Studied And People Realize They Prevent Disasters Instead Of Causing

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

"A very long time from now, you'll realize you had the materials to build heaven all along – you just lacked the blueprint. But if we gave it to you now, you would only build hell."

- Letter to Marble 3

Trekkies against replicators /j

Fish recorded singing dawn chorus on reefs just like birds

Underwater recordings of vocal fish off the Australian coast reveal an ocean choir composed of at least seven distinct choruses

I love it!!

The ground rumbles as a catchy piano tune echoes in the distance. The far-off echo of Mariah Carey's voice is heard, barely audible at first, but rapidly it grows louder. You know the words before you hear them. The memories of your old retail job flood back. You cover your ears, your eyes welling up with tears because you know what's coming. The ground splits beneath your feet. You hear sleigh bells that rival your terrified screams in their overwhelming volume, and you plummet into a frozen, sickly-sweet Hell.

Ahh yes. Let me introduce you to the ancient Australian hymn, Song About Birds.

nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.