HEY WAIT WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THAT PUBLIX ISN'T DOING HURRICANE CAKES ANYMORE

HEY WAIT WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME THAT PUBLIX ISN'T DOING HURRICANE CAKES ANYMORE

C'MON MAN THAT'S A STAPLE TRADITION

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

Some Ashlanders taking care of their silt striders. I like to think they take better care of them than the house dunmer.

Based on my favorite piece of Morrowind concept art:

anon you should know that I too have started saying "give 'em the penits blast" as a motivational mantra. with your help we can make this go further still

You fuck up one time and now its all you hear til you die huh.

/j

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Listen you have no idea how much that initial ask had me CACKLING. I quote it. My boyfriend quotes it. I say it back and forth with the several friends I've made through this.

My younger brother who doesn't even read the blog, just listens to me talk about it sometimes, has come up to me completely unprompted and said penits blast. It's the greatest thing that's come from this blog and you're wonderful

(I do hope you're alright with the fact that it went up in the first place, albeit without the ask attached. Really just wanted to communicate that I thought it was hilarious and not to feel bad)

Also my grandmother actively reads this blog because she supports my writing endeavors. I don't know what she thinks of penits blast and at this point I'm scared to ask

(hi grandma <3)

I know I joke about hurricanes, because I am a Floridian and that's what we do. But that's because they're Normal, and so all Floridians know the Hurricane Rules. We know how the song and dance goes. West Coasters don't know the Hurricane Rules. You've never needed to know the Hurricane Rules. You guys know the Earthquake Rules, because that's Normal. But because of climate change, Hillary and her cousins are probably going to be a more common occurrence for the southwest. So here are the Hurricane Rules, straight from the Floridian's keyboard.

1: Assume the forecast is going to be wrong, and reality is going to be worse. Get your water jugs and batteries, get your Hurricane Cake, stack the sandbags, board the windows, and put your electronics on a high shelf. And if the NOAA says "category 5" and "landfall" in the same sentence without a "will not" in there, you pack your bags and get the fuck out.

2: Do not fucking go outside. There's surprisingly little lightning in a hurricane, but that's not the problem. It's the wind. The wind will knock you off your feet, either outright or by flinging heavy debris at you. You will not get back up again.

3: If the wind doesn't get you, the water will. Even after the storm has passed, stay the hell away from moving water, both on foot and in a vehicle. When the the flooding has settled down, then you break out the flat bottoms and jet skis and kayaks. Don't fucking swim in it, okay? Don't. The southwest may not have alligators like we do, but all the same you do NOT want to know what's in there. (It's mostly sewage.)

Also, your soil isn't built for inundation, and you've got hills there. Mudslides are going to happen, so be careful of mountain driving in the week or so after the storm comes through.

new sona time!! very pleased with how it came out :3