I Love Maru So Much, Sometimes Even More Than I Love My Cat. (I Dont Think That My Cat Even Likes Me.)

I love Maru so much, sometimes even more than I love my cat. (I don’t think that my cat even likes me.) 

“Maru’s new safety helmet”

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Fun detail: If you look closely at Riza's skirt slit, there are snaps or buttons along the hem. It's probably a tearaway made to look like a pencil skirt or something similar, but that can be ripped open to allow her quick access to her thigh holster. I wonder who her tailor is.

bold of you to assume riza and roy don’t have a standing stitch & bitch night where riza adjusts her clothes to accommodate a range of weapons while roy embroiders 37 pairs of gloves at a frankly upsetting speed and complains about every single thing that happened to him that week

I have to go on the record here. Roy Mustang’s abs are The Best. If you don’t believe your eyes, consider Riza Hawkeye. Do you really think that she would tolerate anything less? 

Of course, this does not mean that he is not a punk bitch. 

you said Roy doesn’t have abs and you are RIGHT his entire fighting style is “snap fingers” I REFUSE to believe this dude has muscle

There is absolutely nothing u can say to convince me that Roy “terminally unable to lift a pen to do PAPERWORK” Mustang is working out on the daily. That’s state propaganda they teach in schools to try and get kids to do the Fuhrer Fitness Test.

They can try as hard as they can but Roy showing up with his 42 pack at the laboratory will always feel like this to me: