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I have to go on the record here. Roy Mustang’s abs are The Best. If you don’t believe your eyes, consider Riza Hawkeye. Do you really think that she would tolerate anything less? 

Of course, this does not mean that he is not a punk bitch. 

you said Roy doesn’t have abs and you are RIGHT his entire fighting style is “snap fingers” I REFUSE to believe this dude has muscle

There is absolutely nothing u can say to convince me that Roy “terminally unable to lift a pen to do PAPERWORK” Mustang is working out on the daily. That’s state propaganda they teach in schools to try and get kids to do the Fuhrer Fitness Test.

They can try as hard as they can but Roy showing up with his 42 pack at the laboratory will always feel like this to me: