SFW

SFW

Not to be gay or anything but men waking up with messy hair and deeper voices????????? And smiling????????????? And just oeljakejdjajrjdjsalkejjadaldkekeijdjdkksks?????????? Heart palpitations, fucking christ all mighty.

@thatgoblin

‘’tried that ‘’boobie tea’’ you fbi keep telling me about. doesnt taste like a boobie at all

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

I genuinely thought everyone forgot about Parker. Deadass cried when I thought he died in revelations. But YES

I want a Resident Evil game with Carlos and Sheva working together for whatever reason. Throw in a bit of Parker, too. And Rebecca. Yes.

Thanks in advance.

Kissing boys

Kissing them on the lips, the forehead, noses, cheeks, hands and palms.

Sleepy kisses, stolen kisses, kissing them because you're just so overwhelmingly in love and you need to show them even a fraction of that love.

Kissing them out of nowhere so they get a big grin on their face.

Just like, kissing

Hi hello: our system has gone haywire and all

Because you blamed us

Come on now

Do better

Or try

Or just stop messaging me

Oh wait you blocked me again

So yeah

au revoir

C’est la vie