AU Where Neil Never Joined The Foxes, But Ended Up An Exites Employee. He Plays Short One-on-one Games

AU where Neil never joined the Foxes, but ended up an Exites employee. He plays short one-on-one games with players who want to test their new racquets, and has inadvertently honed his skill against so many different types of players with different expertise. Andrew's group goes to get Kevin some new equipment, and Neil knows better than to play well against him. But Kevin forgets himself and gets a little too excited about testing out a new racquet, whipping the ball at Neil so fast that Neil instinctively slams it back hard enough to light up the goal on the opposite side of the court. Kevin is slack-jawed that some random retail worker scored against him so quickly and so easily and shuts down for a minute while his brain reboots. From a distance Neil swears he hears someone mutter "Interesting". Then Kevin's brain is back online and starts begging him to try out for their team. Neil realizes their is one thing worse than being recognized by Kevin Day and dragged back to his father: not being recognized by Kevin Day and trying to convince the grown ass man to get up off the floor and stop clinging to his legs and holy shit jackass, can you pretend to have some dignity??

i don't blame neil for being paranoid all the time bc. fair.

i blame him for not being paranoid when an UNKNOWN NUMBER starts sending him a fucking COUNTDOWN the same day someone who KNOWS his SECRET IDENTITY puts BLOOD in his LOCKER

The foxes as It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia pictures saved on my phone

Andrew:

Neil:

Nicky:

Kevin:

Bonus Kevin @ Wymack:

Matt:

Aaron:

Allison:

Renee:

Dan:

thank you mingi. may you and your future generations be blessed abundantly. 🧎🏼‍♀️‍➡️

Just thought about the Foxes having a game where they try and find one another's mugshots and treat them like rare cards depending on difficulty to obtain.

The gran prize is finding Pre-Neil mugshots in the wild. Like sometimes they just find kids who kind of look like Neil but aren't actually him and sometimes Andrew comes with a mugshot of a kid who looks nothing like Neil and Neil's just like "Oh man, Maine was a weird time in my life."

Smile, kid, smile. The thing that makes us humans